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Your LJ Pirate Voyage, Part I LiveJournal Username What is your position in the crew? Cap'n1st mate2nd matethe drunken foolthe sneaky assassinoarslavethe mutecheeky crewman who is constantly being thrown in the brig.the cabin boy who is mistreated and put uponthe only girl aboardthe only girl aboard AND cap'n, too. What is your main job this voyage? Swab the deckshoist and furl the sails with a few other matesbellowing orders to those below your rankstaying the tillerstomping about and asserting authourity as cap'n.cleaning the cannonsbeing locked in the brig for the remainder of the tripmanning the sweeps with the rest of the oarslaves What is or would be you weapon-of-choice? swordcutlasslong skinning daggertwo swords and one small dagger to sneak in someone's back.a corsair fighting hook on a sting of twine and a cutlassa rapiera long bowa pistolpoison arrowsfighting knivespoison darts in a blowpipenone Do you have a pet? yesnoi used to, but it ran awayi used to, but it diedi used to, but it flew away. If so, what pet? Australian ParakeetAsian ParakeetAfrican Grey parrotHahn's MacawScarlet MacawBlue And Gold MacawBlack Cap Capuchin MonkeyBlack and White Capuchin MonkeyWeeper CapuchinMarmosetTamarinsiberian tigerblack pantherspider monkeynone Do you drink? yesnoI used toI think its disgusting. If so, what drink? rumvodkawhiskeybacardismirnoffred winewhite winehard liqueurscotchtequilanone How much booty on average do YOU make first stop? maybe a few earringsnone, I'm an oarslavenone, I was locked in the brigsix earrings and a jeweled ring32 gold and silver pieces plus several earrings and ringsa whole chest of booty, I'm the cap'n, see? This person wishes they were cap'n. mellyjojo This one dun know but is about become an oarslave: dawn_of_buffy This one needs to walk the plank! ashtray_girl633 After the named above walked the plank, the lookout spots land. So ye get into the long boats and row for shore. You're about the get out, when you are attacked by canabalistic natives. Needless to say, you hurried back to ship. Where this person is killed by natives. prince_derik And from the natives you stole this much booty: $76 So ye finally get on the way again, when you notice the tiller is jammed. You send a slave down on a rope to fix it, but unfortunately it is eaten by a monstrous shark. No sense in risking any more valuable oarslaves. Looks like you're stranded till the shark moves on. All in all, the first stop was/had bad. Fun Quizzes by Jen at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your LJ Pirate Voyage, Part II LiveJournal Username Assuming you took the first quiz, please rate it: 12345didn't take it. Now to buisness. Crewman, Cap'n or Oarslave? CrewmanCap'nOarslavewha..? We are on the 2nd stop. Where is it? Parissome island in the caribbeansome island in the pacifichawaiicalifornia's coastsomewhere on the west coast What do we get there? jackets and coatscandy!food, we're hungry.livestockmore pets!pie...postcardsnothingsouveniers What are the natives like? evilnice and friendlycannibalssuper weird Do we reload for provisions? yesnowhat? Why or why not? because we're outbecause we're hungry.just because you can never get enough grub.because we didn't need it.because there wasn't room. Was the trip a success? yesnonot reallytooootally... This person will spend the entire time seasick: shugakotedo This person got more than their share of booty: mysteryangel83 We kidnapped and took this person with us: phrasemuffin This person got mistakenly left behind, drunk: ty1erquagmire This person wouldve saved them but for the sharks: yodallama This person was eaten by sharks: d_vinci The booty this time was worth this much: $831 The trip was a success? False Fun Quizzes by Jen at BlogQuiz.Net

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(spastic) Jingle Bells! Your friend hurls a snowball at you. Do you: A) Tell his mommy on him.B) Catch it in your mouth.C) Get hit and throw one back, and so begins the war...D) Shake off the snow, glare them back into submission, and then continue your patrol of the neighbourhood. During a childhood snowball fight what did YOU do? A) RUN!B) Dodge from tree to tree looking for targets while humming your own little theme song.C) Hide inside.D) Wander about, purposefully getting hit as many times as possible so you can look just like Frosty. What was your job when building snowmen? A) Putting the hat on.B) Putting the coal mouth/eyes/buttons on.C) Putting the scarff on.D) (accidentally) eating the carrot nose. You were always very _______ around Christmastime. A) Happy/childish.B) Stubborn/grumpy.C) Bratty/loud.D) Willing/giving. Christmas morning. What was in YOUR stocking? A) Candy and presents.B) Toothbrushes, toothpaste and deodorant.C) Socks.D) Coal. It's that time of year again. get ready to max out the credit cards on gifts. Your parents are getting you: a puppy. A Chocolate Labrador puppy. Your bro (if you have one) is getting you: cheese with little specs of fruit in it. Your sis (if you have one) is getting you: a new RAZR cellphone. Your grandparents would have given you something, but they didn't feel you behaved well this year. Your best friend is getting you: a really cool sandwich that's been in their backpack since you guys were in preschool together. Chances your new puppy will eat your candy: 72% amount of $ for things ruined by puppy pittle: $712 Fun Quizzes by Jen at BlogQuiz.Net

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