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They say idle hands are the devil's tools and therein lies the satanic genius of Ikea: they make it so easy to sleepwalk through their aisles, choose this, match that, then bend over while they rape you with an allen key at the cash register. - SMH... somewhere... yeah. My referencing skillz ROCK!

Personally, I love Ikea and those allen keys. Half the furniture in my room is Ikean, and I still have all my allens tucked safely away ;)

Ask me a question about each of the following:

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3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. Livejournal

No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked.

C'mon guys - you know you want to ;)