ext_50541 ([identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] phrasemuffin 2008-08-04 06:24 am (UTC)

Dude, that's how I found out! Silly B.

I still fail to see how they are of any extra use in an emergency as compared to your average found-at-most-outdoor-concerts-these-days ponchos. Do they repel tigers? Do they have GPS/Will they alert others with GPS to your location if you become lost? If you run out of other survivors to eat, do they double as inflatable rations? Can you make escape vehicles out of them? Are they at least flourescent so you don't get run over while trying to cross the street to your local police station in the rain and darkness?

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