Yes, and you assured me you weren't English.

I'm sorry, sir, but I think you'll find it very much alive. See the soft, milky glazing of the eyes? The poor thing's remembering its last good flight before it became paralyzed. Those are tears of pain and loss, which would have been expelled as tears were the tear ducts not paralyzed. Because Parrots cry milk.

Also, was your beard that itchy when you were in this morning?