Upon entering my friend's place for her 80s Themed 23rd, it was announced to everyone that I would now give the best head.

"embrace the oral nudity", through no fault of your own, now takes on a different meaning.

(but oh my god I just had my first custard scroll in like years because the coconut on top used to get all stuck up in my wires and the oral nudity made it so very sweet. *melts*)