Oh man, I'm sorry your Monday was so terrible. Hopefully you were just being paranoid, and that guy wasn't really talking trash about you. Clearly he is unawares of your total and complete awesomeness. One day he's gonna be like "Man that kid David is so cool, I wish I was his friend!" And I'm sure your lips are fine ^_^

Also: *sings* Paranoia Paranoia everybody's coming to get me

Lllooveee that song.