It doesn't mean No. 1 does read it, it just means that No. 1 could read it. I'd have no problems with that at all.

And no, I'm not related to them. Ew - I'm not Tasmanian.

Don't worry, it was long before you were on my list. But you're right - I probably didn't spice it up enough. Next time, there'll be so much Drama Llama Secret Spice that you'll all be at each others' throats.. or mine. Either way. As long as it is entertaining!!