I have the nakeds...

[phrasemuffin]

... of the teeth, that is!

The braces! They are off! My new, smoothy teeth; let me show you them! Every sentence from now on will end in exclamation points! That is how happy I am at the braces being off!

The slimeyness that was the freshly nakeded tooths rubbing smoothly against my inner mouth fleshes has subsided! The feeling that I am missing things in my mouth has not just yet! My mouth feels thinner and I have nothing to scratch my tongue on when it gets itchy! Also, nothing for my upper lip to grab on to to help create suction seals when doing (not sex)things with my mouth! It is an adjustment, but a good one!

Also, my teeth now look really, really, super long! At least to me! Except that the orthodontist did sand down my lower canines! Now they are much less upside-down vampirey! Sadface!

Comments

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

YAY NAKED TEETHS.

Mine still feel naked. But then I *liked* my braces and got weirdly attached to the pressure/tension thing.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

My OTHER Amy felt the same way about her lack of braces. Quite mad, I think the two of you are.

Also... is this you confessing to an up-until-now-secret oral SnM fetish? :p

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

Er, not really. Although I suppose it could be exploited in that direction under the right circumstances...?

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

Hooray! Step One: Naked Teeth. Step Two: Naked Men?

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

I like the way you think, man.

So, uh, is that a dinosaur you're riding, or are you just happy to see my teeth? ;)

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

I see no reason it can't be both. **licks**

[aquat1cf1sh.livejournal.com]

Isn't that an awesome feeling?! I didn't even know my orthodontist had taken my braces off until after my appointment was over with and my lips sank down onto smooth teeth and it was like WTF.

And sanding down teeth makes me *shudder*.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

How could you possibly not know? My orthodontist was cracking every whichwhat and drilling off all the glue (and sometimes gum because he's clearly Top Notch). How do you miss that?! :P

[sjazzmreow.livejournal.com]

Yay! Go you! Embrace the oral nudity! Huzzah!

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

Upon entering my friend's place for her 80s Themed 23rd, it was announced to everyone that I would now give the best head.

"embrace the oral nudity", through no fault of your own, now takes on a different meaning.

(but oh my god I just had my first custard scroll in like years because the coconut on top used to get all stuck up in my wires and the oral nudity made it so very sweet. *melts*)