The Pathetic Race: This Place Is A Prison (Episode 4)

[phrasemuffin]

Episode 4
"This Place Is  A Prison"

Starring:

• Goober
• Fallopia
• C.C.

Special Guests:

• hydeist_
• The Moogles

"well, at least he's sober now" d_vinci said Pathetically
"maybe we should help the Sword-guy?" hydeist suggested

"...

maybe"
"well we can't just leave him there"hydeist_ exclaimed
"we won't be able to close the door"
"oh yeah, i forgot, the Moogles are supposed to be doing a
building search for illegal weapons and artifacts" d_vinci was most upset at this remembered
factoid, as it meant that, inevitably, it would be he that would have to move the slumped over victim
"fine, here goes nothing" d_vinci used his Pathetic Power of telekinesis to slowly bob the limp
Tok'kir over to a shamble of mats and rugs that the Pathetic employees used as a day-bed
"nice work there, d_vinci" hydeist_ heckled "bit out of practice are we?"
d_vinci had wavered and bobbed Tok'kir onto the pile alright, but he hadn't quite landed him properly

so he was dropped, on his wound

"aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh" Tok'kir screamed, and fell straight back into his slumber
"hhmm, we'd better get GP to heal him pretty quickly - he's leaking all over the day-bed"

MEANWHILE, BACK IN THE YELLOW:

"this has got to be the longest episode we've ever had" Jimmy cried to his mother
"i know, and we weren't even in the last one"
"mum, are we ever going to get out of this place?"
"it doesn't look like it, not if your father keeps taking in strays. which reminds me, i think i've seen that
guy before"

(organ music) DO DO DOOOOOOM

"but, ... that's

TO BE CONTINUED

NEXT WEEK ON THE PATHETIC RACE:

"hey we're in this episode too" Jimmy was so exited he wet his pants, but no one noticed because he was in the
yellow
"yes, but that's not the only good thing about this episode - i think i know who that Tok'kir character is"

DO DO DOOOOOOOOM