Dirty Jokes in Fairy Grottos

um, maybe I was not clear? :S Wouldn't be the first time :P
http://community.livejournal.com/tag_end/5046.html
you guys wanted me to upload some of the videos I took, so the first one is up. It's of Departing Song, and before viewing I would point out that I am not a guitarist. That will become apparent quite quickly :P
enjoy :)

On other notes, wtf am I doing awake before 11?! I woke up at 6:30 this morning. I think I must be dying. Or the world is ending. Either way.

I have a concept - Tok'Kir's Caffe - but I have no idea what to do with it. I don't know if I want an LJ community based on it, I don't know if I want a set of short stories based on it, and I don't know if I want to manifest it in any other form. Also, if I were to manifest it in some such form, I'm not sure what to do with it beyond that. An LJ community is only good if there is a point to it and if there are people in it who actively participate. Short stories would be cool, but I'd need to finish the Daily Tag mag and TPR Season 1 before I start writing them, not only so I could focus purely on the short stories and the plot creation etc, but also because there is strong possibility that the stories would be post-war/Ovis stories. Other manifestations, such as a community/message-board/town/city/thingy (like was being run at school by certain friends *stares at particular lj-friend lol*) would need other establishments and a wide variety of posters...

However, the lack of certainty about practical applications hasn't wavered my want to do something with Tok'Kir's Caffe... I think I just need some fresh ideas

... shall send - soz, it wouldnt fit in the subject



The Pathetic Race Soundtrack 2
“Peace, Love & Mungbeans”

Running Time: 1:17:36
Hydeist Records



“Can’t see what space I’m in oh well…” – Old Piano

After days of waiting, fans can expect a CD filled with silence which have been artfully depicted in the opening track. “Silence is music.. It’s the gateway to imagination” says monsieur hydeste. But perceptive freaks will soon discover that it’s April Fools day and 30 seconds later, the journey begins.

The lyrics speak for themselves.

“As long as I'm losing it so completely” – Must Be Dreaming

“I'm known as The Endomorph.
I'm slow, I go back and forth.” – Endomorph

“It’s real early morning
no-one is awake” – Hyper Ballad

“I have wondered far and wide for.
Something real, something to die for” – Wanted

“I wish you would let go
Of your space halo” – Space Halo

“I never said I'd lie and wait forever” – The Ghost Of You

“Myriad lives like blades of grass
yet to be realized, bow as they pass” – Those to Come

“Without love life has no great reward
leaving us damaged or feeling so bored” - EROS' ENTROPIC TUNDRA
“In due time.
We’ll finally see
there's barely time
for us to breathe.” – There’s Never Enough Time.
“Keep your head down
We're not safe yet” – Shh
“I never gave out these signs
you misunderstand all meaning” – Psychobabble
“I got a hunger and I can't seem to get full
I need some meaning I can memorize
The kind I have always seem to slip my mind” – Lover I Don’t Have To Love
“This is fact not fiction
for the first time in years” – A Lack Of Color
“Everything's so blurry
and everyone's so fake
and everybody's empty
and everything is so messed up” - Blurry

“Soon I’ll grow up and I won’t even flinch at your name” -Flinch
It’s up to you what you make out of this. Put it in a time capsule; use it as a mug coaster… This CD was made for all.

An obsessed fan couldn’t wait to tell us what she thought of the new record, which was leaked via the internet.

“Ultimately, yes! I mean, really it’s ultimately teh music” – Mrs. Fillange

a profile of GooBer

Design A Character
Created by madhatter and taken 769 times on bzoink!
Basics
Type of 'World' Character lives in	The world of The Great Pathetic Race (ie my head)
Name	GooBer
Age	~?~
Gender	male
Appearance
Eye color	blue
Hair color	black
Skin color	blue with slightly pinkish glow
Build	looks flabby but really is built very well
Weight	90kg
Scars, tattoos, etc.	Silver Shadowdragon from back (spine) down right arm
Other	slightly pointed ears with goldish tips
Personality
Virtues	truth, justice, love and freedom
Vices	too helpful
Likes	Cheese, his wife Cloe
Dislikes	evil, his wife Cloe drunk
Talents	many and undefined (other than "real"ising his tattoo
Hobbies	uber physics
Social Circle
Mother	none
Father	none
Siblings	Half brother - The Flaming Sword of Cheese
Other Relative(s)	wife - Cloe
Pet(s)	none
Friends	hydeist_ and d_vinci
Enemies	you'll find out
Sexual orientation	Bi, but only seeks physical relations with women
Love interest	Cloe
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2005.04.05 RELEASE
new album 「The Pathetic Race Soundtrack」

■CD+DVD : AVCD-30716/B　1,575yen(tax in)
CD
1. The New Year | Death Cab For Cutie
2. Are You Awake? (interlude)
3. Pull My Hair | Bright Eyes
4. Another Morning Stoner | ...And You WIll Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
5. Caring Is Creepy | The Shins
6. At The Bottom Of Everything | Bright Eyes
7. Run Run Run | Phoenix
8. This Place Is A Prison | The Postal Service
9. Anywhere | Evanescence
10. Planet Vega | Air
11. Animato | UTADA
12. Anthems For A Seventeen Year Old Girl | Broken Social Scene
13. The Garden Of Everything | Steve Conte / Maaya Sakamoto
14. Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometimes | Beck
15. Mad World | Gary Jules

BONUS TRACK:

16. Utopia | Alanis Morissette

And the official ThankYous go to hydeist_ for his help in the compilation, his CD cover design and his alround great art/help on this site for the Pathetic Race. Thanxies:P

Hey, my friend hydeist_ told me about communities a while ago, nbut i only recently went looking for them.

AND NOW I'M IN ONE

i just joined an Evanescence community!!!!!

YAY!!!!!

. . .

hey, is that PATHETIC HQ over there that i see?
IT IS!

"who said that?" d_vinci asked incredulously
"I did" came the response from the door, where a figure stood half covered by shadow
"BWA HA HA HA H - (insert coughing noises here) . . . (and here) . . . (and finally here) . . .(deflated) ha"

...?

"but who are you?" asked hydeist_
"i am the great Sword of Cheese, the Flaming Tok'kir," he replied, "and i have come to help you find your Great Pathetic's wife and child."
"you have, why?" d_vinci could not believe his ears
"that isn't important at the moment. right now [wince] ... i need your [stagger] ... help" his final word barely escaped his mouth as he fell to the ground, suffering from the wound in his side
"holy crap," Goober exclaimed "where's my wife?"

TO BE CONTINUED

NEXT WEEK ON THE PATHETIC RACE
"well, at least he's sober now" d_vinci said Pathetically
"naybe we should help the Sword-guy?" hydeist suggested

...

maybe

Does that make any sense to anyone other than my cat?

Anyway, that just means i got sunburnt at the "elite swimming carnival" for my LAME-O school. So, now half my face is red and half my face is white-as. I = Freak.

So, not only did i get burnt after today's carnival, it cut out three classes today - maths, geography, and english. Two of those (not geography) are major lessons, but I won't be doing that homework till tomorrow or later, 'cause I DON"T GOTS DAT WORK YET! YE-HAH!!

Now, to the important news -

my friend, known as hydeist_, my other friend, known as d_vinci, and another friend, unbeknownst to thine all by any other name but GooBer, are now linked in a telepathic race to the end. And the prize you ask? Well, I guess you could say that it is . . .

To Be Continued

Next Week on the Pathetic Race

"but where are we mum?" little Jimmy asked
"we're in the YELLOW now Jimmy"