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phrasemuffin ([personal profile] phrasemuffin) wrote2007-04-26 03:00 pm

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Oh, I forgot to mention that the girls decided to feel me up last Thursday while waiting for the bus home (see last post). I think we were talking about ribs or something, and how being able to see them is so not hot?

I knew Kelly was going to ask to feel my chest/ribs before she did, and Amy decided to join in. I think my ribs confused them somewhat... *shrugs*. Something about my sternum seemed odd to Amy, who cried in alarm "WHAT'S THAT?!" when she came to it XP

Now why was there none of that on Oxford Street? Parramatta Road I get felt up by co- and ex-co-workers, but on Oxford Street I merely get asked the time by a some guy who couldn't read a watchface, wearing hot hot eyeliner, asking the barmen to make exotic drinks. I so should have asked him what he was drinking... :(

[identity profile] highlyeccentric.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
ah, visible ribs...

as long as you don't have a concave chest, i say you're doing just fine ;)

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
me thinks 'twould be rather difficult to breathe with a concave chest...

I could be wrong though.

:P

[identity profile] highlyeccentric.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
friend of mine has a huge dint in this skeletal rib cage. just the way he seems to be made.

gmail ad of the day: The Sacro Wedgy®
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[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
I'm too scared to follow the link :S

Does said dint affect normal functioning of... anything?

[identity profile] highlyeccentric.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
no... he has a fairly deep ribcage, and he's always been like that, so i guess that might have something to do with it.

gmail ads are now advertising AA cup bras. i'm insulted.

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
I don't understand bras and their sizing systems, sorry. I will, however, pretend like I do, and say this: How dare they!.. or summin'...

[identity profile] highlyeccentric.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
aaaaand... even weirder...

Keeper Menstrual Cup
Lots of info/FAQ on the Keeper. $27.95 US plus Internet Specials.
www.manymoons.biz

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 09:47 am (UTC)(link)
I hope Keeper is someone's name.

dear god let it be

[identity profile] highlyeccentric.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
no, it's so called b/c it's reusable, i think

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 10:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's better than what I thought it was going to be. I was thinking it might be some kind of storage device, for those with fetishes and the like.

[identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com 2007-04-26 10:57 am (UTC)(link)
hence my horror before.