Burning Flames of ... water? ... + The Pathetic Race, Ep#1 - The Race Is On

Does that make any sense to anyone other than my cat?

Anyway, that just means i got sunburnt at the "elite swimming carnival" for my LAME-O school. So, now half my face is red and half my face is white-as. I = Freak.

So, not only did i get burnt after today's carnival, it cut out three classes today - maths, geography, and english. Two of those (not geography) are major lessons, but I won't be doing that homework till tomorrow or later, 'cause I DON"T GOTS DAT WORK YET! YE-HAH!!

Now, to the important news -

my friend, known as hydeist_, my other friend, known as d_vinci, and another friend, unbeknownst to thine all by any other name but GooBer, are now linked in a telepathic race to the end. And the prize you ask? Well, I guess you could say that it is . . .

To Be Continued

Next Week on the Pathetic Race

"but where are we mum?" little Jimmy asked
"we're in the YELLOW now Jimmy"

Evanescence Yay! ... + The Pathetic Race, Ep#2 - i'm so yellow, oh so yellow

Oh My Gosh!!!!

i just found out (well it was yesterday really) that my favourite music band has new releases in America, meaning my friend hydeist_ has probably downloaded it for me - i can't wait to hear it and to get their new album.

AND NOW . . .
THE PATHETIC RACE

"but where are we, mum?" little Jimmy, GooBer's son, asked
"we're in the YELLOW now Jimmy"
"what does that mean?"
"it means that GooBer, Hydeist_ and d_vinci had better get here quick, or we might not live to see the end of the next episode"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

MEANWHILE, AT PATHETIC HQ

"GooBer, where's your wife? i'd really like to tell her this yellow jelly is great" Hydeist_ asked of GooBer, the Great Pathetic
"I am not a yella bellied grape, you drink" he responded; the GP was a tad deaf
not to mention a tad drunk, as he had just told off the palm frond to Hydeist_'s left
"what ever you say GP, but i think we had better go look for her" d_vinci countered
"oh, and i think Jimmy's missing too"

TO BE CONTINUED

NEXT WEEK ON THE PATHETIC RACE:
"who said that?" d_vinci asked incredulously
"I did" came the response from the door, where a figure stood half covered by shadow
"BWA HA HA HA H - (insert coughing noises here) . . . (and here) . . . (and finally here) . . .(deflated) ha"