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Dear pHQ Employees,
Seeing as tomorrow is my 18th Birthday (all you slackers who were "pretending" to not know about tomorrow can now go get me lots of new and shiny materail possessions so I will love and adore you again - there is still time... if not, just comment on the previous post pertaining to our company's well wishings over the holiday period), and as, for it, I promised my good and faithful friend and reader,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
hydeist_ that I would write up the seventh episode of The Pathetic Race and post it, I have treated myself to a homemade avatar... to celebrate, of course!
It may look kinda boring because it is black and white, but you must remember that I, phrasemuffin, do not enjoy the conventional earnings of the typical Managing Director's salary... seeing as my only business is done through:
a) GooBer and the rest of Pathetic HQ, and/or
b) CD sales, mainly the soundtracks to the aforementioned heros' wacky adventures and drunken ramblings
and that I therefore sometimes cannot indulge in such extravagences as colour.
If CD sales pick up, or if one of my pHQ employees is finally paid for a useful service, then I may be able to splurge on a more colourific avatar. But, for now, I am afraid you must make do with this humble celebratory offering.
I hope you enjoy.
*insert signature here*
phrasemuffin,
Managing Director of the Managing Directors of pHQs everywhere, which now also includes a branch on Earth.
Seeing as tomorrow is my 18th Birthday (all you slackers who were "pretending" to not know about tomorrow can now go get me lots of new and shiny materail possessions so I will love and adore you again - there is still time... if not, just comment on the previous post pertaining to our company's well wishings over the holiday period), and as, for it, I promised my good and faithful friend and reader,
hydeist_ that I would write up the seventh episode of The Pathetic Race and post it, I have treated myself to a homemade avatar... to celebrate, of course!It may look kinda boring because it is black and white, but you must remember that I, phrasemuffin, do not enjoy the conventional earnings of the typical Managing Director's salary... seeing as my only business is done through:
a) GooBer and the rest of Pathetic HQ, and/or
b) CD sales, mainly the soundtracks to the aforementioned heros' wacky adventures and drunken ramblings
and that I therefore sometimes cannot indulge in such extravagences as colour.
If CD sales pick up, or if one of my pHQ employees is finally paid for a useful service, then I may be able to splurge on a more colourific avatar. But, for now, I am afraid you must make do with this humble celebratory offering.
I hope you enjoy.
*insert signature here*
phrasemuffin,
Managing Director of the Managing Directors of pHQs everywhere, which now also includes a branch on Earth.
