*is dead of laughter*

oh my good

has any of your person been to www.engrish.com?

the hole site is filled of pictures including bad enlgish skills. Such examples include:

"Please withhold to the inside of a hall of food, such as a soft ice cream of the stand where this is an exit. and virgin bloody Mary"

"the ban on a dangerous wealthy person lump"

"I'm glad to know you're fine. I don't meet you recently. I want to meet you before long. At that time, let's talk about the present condition to each other"

"This cute mild curry uses 100% Japanese apple and cheerful hamster."

"Making you feel Nice and Happy by tasting Dipper Dan's flavour, that's our happiness. Making Heartful Communication between you and Dipper Dan. That's our wishness"

"Using your brain to Read English"

"Thinking Logically to Feel Confident about Reading English"

"Blueberry - for casually casual life"

"You look bored. Now, Let's play pleasure time..."

"Terminal Snack Stand"

"V I S life style dispenser"

and let you be told there are many more to be coming.

please enjoy of it and it's 100% Japanese apple and hamster.

(no subject)

oh, yesterday at work

Amy: Oh, hey, Kelly's out the back already. I didn't even hear her come in...
David: ... maybe she came in through the freezer
Amy:... wtf?
Amy & David: *laugh so much they both start crying just a little*

and a few minutes laterr

Amy: that worked so well - it was just so random
David: I try... I try...
Amy: when she comes in, you should ask her if she did come through the freezer
David: *plans to*

Kelly: *comes out front*
Amy & David: *begin to giggle again*
Kelly: *starts complaining about the geriatrics unable to get onto an elevator, making her late for work*
David: *realises the moment is lost and leaves after having much fun talking about old people


it may seem lame to you but DAMMIT I'M COOL!!!
:)