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Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Today was really not that bad - sure, I got out of bed really early because my mom was yelling at me, and i had school, but my flesh-eating virus wasn't acting up today, so who can say it was a bad day.

I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! Mom said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERYTHING!

I'm so stoned.

Last night I had to go and pay ashtray_girl633's bail. She is such a freak sometimes. She got arrested for punching a Coles check-out chump in the face for refusing to sell her beer - she is only 17! And, she got today off school - something about being so sick she had to hurl on Brittney or something ... that's what they wrote about her my school's newsletter.

I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me! Especially you, and you, but not so much you.

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don't know how to work it. Can you help me? My dad refuses and he is the only on here who can help. Something about him thinking it will steal his soul and email it to everyone on my friends list, and he didn't want to get to close to my flesh-eating virus.

I want to say thanks to ab_bebop and ashtray_girl633 and Praz and Vee for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is and give you next week's lottery numbers. And, finally, a quiz that doesn't ask if you have destroyed a village! Yus!

Oh, and don't worry if the lottery numbers don't work next week, it just means that the machine was getting a little too ahead of itself. Just keep trying for the next few weeks. And don't forget to buy lots of tickets so when you win you can throw a huge pile in the air and make scene - hey, you'll be able to afford it.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).


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