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taken from hydeist_
this is my stress relief version first. after it is my real version, intended to inform and disturb.
read on -
1. What does your LJ nickname mean?
Phrasemuffin - this is a baked delight made from the melting pot of all of my phrases, words and insanity in general. A batch of 12 should be cooked for 45 minutes at 120 degrees English in a Linguistor Oven for best results. Add a dash of whipped Insanity and a sprinkle of powdered yellow
2. Elaborate on your icon photo.
It's Amy Lee
and she dances for me
or at least she did
till i broke her
but anyway, i love evanesence and what first drew me to them was the power and emotion in their Daredevil tracks.
3. Did you lie about your age anywhere on the net?
only to the people who don't matter in the world, like politicians and judges. other than that, i am 21 and i live in Mexico City. just until this all bowls over and i am allowed back into the country.
4. How many LJ friends do you have?
i think the real question should be how many friends do i think i have. that way, i can tell you a really huge number that is only slightly believable and not tell any of you that the majority of these friends are all in my head. they are also balls of yellow wool, but that is for another day in the analyst's chair.
5. What is your current status?
let me think about that for a second - *thinking music* - i guess i can tell you that i am here in australia for a top secret project relating to the overthrowing of the Fallopia HQ in *name deleted* via the use of llamas and other laughable animals. however, the rest of this information, such as the fact that i was commissioned by Pathetic HQ in person by GooBer, is classified, so i can't tell you.
6. What are you wearing right now?
i am wearing a yellow shirt and pants made out of the fabric of time/space. they are very comfortable
7. What is life to you?
a big pile of swiss cheese - there are lots of holes and some people won't like the taste, but one thing is for certain - the swiss make really good chocolate and watches. hmm, maybe they should merge those ... *thinking music*
8. What is love to you?
Love, a many splendoured thing, a very rare gem, a very smelly sock.
i think that love is very yellow in that it just ... is ... so ... you know? because i certainly do.
9. What kind of people do you hate most?
i really hate Fallopia HQ and their demonic arsenal. that's it though really. i just hate evil itself in other words. oh, and if anyone is think about filling the cameo role position for one of our quickly upcoming episodes, comment bellow and i will tell you all about it.
and so you know, in case you are attempting a crippling blow on Fallopia's HQ, like i know one of my friends is, their demonic arsenal is stored in their basement, so i suggest you focus on locking that door first.
oh, and i really hate Ovis, the Great Fallopic, leader of the Fallopic Front a.k.a Fallopia HQ
10. What type of people do you like most?
i like all the people who have united with me and Pathetic HQ against Fallopia HQ in our fight to scurge their evil from this and every other world. really, what better people could there be?
11. What makes you happy?
DESTROYING EVIL, listening to music and eating cheese; how about you?
12. Are you musically-inclined?
HELL YES - d'uh
13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that the person you love most didn't exist, or was killed?
i would blame the smelly old cheese pile in either case. then i would declare war in her name on an unsuspecting nation that has no way of defending itself - in other words, i would turn into an American President
14. If you could go back in time and change ONE thing, what would you do?
i would stop Ovis from being *insert its actual form of "birthing" here* so as to stop the Fallopic Front from becoming so obsessed with harnessing the powers of the llamas to control the world
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
a mouse, because it likes to eat cheese
16. Ever had a near-death experience?
hmmm, not that my brain will remember *unconsciously reaches for knife*
17. Name ONE obvious personality quality you have?
cheese
18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
i lost it, and it wont come back no matter how hard i try
19. Are you happy today?
mmm, i think i should talk to my lawyer first
20. Who will cut and paste this next?
my supreme imperial form, the Flaming Sword of Cheese
1. What does your LJ nickname mean?
it is just a testement to my supreme ... individuality?
2. Elaborate on your icon photo.
It's Amy Lee
3. Did you lie about your age anywhere on the net?
yeah, i have said i am 21 i think, but that was only for one of those tickle-type quizzes, just to see what the results were. i haven't lied to an actual human being though, like on MSN (its a bit hard when 15/17 know me personally)
4. How many LJ friends do you have?
6 not including the news and maintenance people, but one of them hasn't added me yet. i am also in an evanescence community, so i have "met" heaps of people there too - well, they have spoken to me at least.
5. What is your current status?
Single, in year 12, not really looking for partner because i fear i would be a crappy second half (at least for this year), planning to do a music course at university though i am unsure of what course (performance or teaching) and where i will do it
6. What are you wearing right now?
My work clothes - bore. a white shirt with logo on the back. it is slightly see-through (for all those who are looking) because it is second hand (we were supposed to be getting new uniforms in March so they didnt order me a new one - i am the only male in front of the bread [i work at baker's delight]) it is also a couple of sizes too big for me. also, there are pants *que disappointed sigh from audience* they are also white but not see-through. i am not wearing shoes or socks - i like to walk barefoot, my hippy spirit soares.
7. What is life to you?
i like the idea that life is the final stop before we go to heaven, the dirt track to make the spa more comfortable. however, if what the bible says is true, that all things were made by Him and all things mede by His hands are Good, how can there be Evil. it exists, therefore God created it, but because God created it, it is Evil. i knwo that for Good to exist, there must be Evil, otherwise life would be a ball of beige, but please ... help me here. stop me from thinking - for those of you who dont know me, it is almost 12:00am and i am philosophising still, so take what you will from that.
8. What is love to you?
a strange combination of chemicals and magic, that only appears once a year at the school fair behind the...
oh, wait thats lust.
um, love to me is something i havent really experienced so i dont really know. i mean, i think i had a crush on a girl in year 4, and then there was an "entanglement" in year *10?*. but other than that, i am a lonely boy without a lover.
though i do have an obsession with Amy Lee and Evanescence
9. What kind of people do you hate most?
i don't really hate people, i just INTENSEly dislike them. and there arent that many people anyway. there are two main groups - those who are illiterate and plain stupid not because of a lack of money/education possibilities (socioeconomic status), but due to their lack of care for what they say or write. this really pisses me off because as my friends know, i am a perfectionist, constantly critiquing and complaining, correcting and completing. yeah, maybe thats got something to do with why i have so "many" friends. anyway, people who just can't be bothered to be anything other than lazy, illitereate and down right stupid deserve to not be loved, because they obviously don't love them selves enough. the other type of person that i really despise but dont hate is the bullying type - the type of person who constantly picks on people smaller, weaker, smarter or more talented than they due to a mere lasck of talent, love or stability in their lives. if they can't be bothered to care about how they are hurting other people, they don't deserve to be cared about themselves.
i know it sounds harsh, but ...
10. What type of people do you like most?
i like people who can stand on their own two feet, metaphorically. people who wont back down from their beliefs, but people who do it respectfully. i like people who like music - one of my greatest passions in life - no matter what music they like. i also lik people who can just be care free. i guess we like in others most what we most wish we had. this is true for all of the things i like in others *the ones listed anyway*
11. What makes you happy?
MUSIC. i love harmonics, but i can also appreciate a single melody *and appreciate isn't a strong enough word really*. i love the cello, so hearing that play makes me happy. i guess other than that, the main things that make me happy are beauty in nature and its replication.
of course my real friends and the friendship the exude is one of the most powerful happy-making elixirs around, so they went unsaid, kinda
12. Are you musically-inclined?
HELL YES
if you had to ask, you dont know me at all. i love to sing and listen to music. i wish i could play the saxophone and the guitar and the cello and ... mmm, just about any other instrument you can think of. i do music at school, both as a course and an extracurricular activity, and i want to be a performer or teacher of music when i leave schooling life.
so i think that is a yes
13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that the person you love most didn't exist, or was killed?
If i found that she didn't exist, i would go insane. all my theories would be proven, but the wirld would think i had gone mad, s they would lock me up. if i found that she had been killed, i would fall apart. i would be distrought by emotions of pain and loss, sadness and suffering, misery and mourning. i would not be able to go on for at least a while. i would retreat into the safety of my own world, where noone dies without everyone dying [because they are all me, not because i killed them all], and would not come out for a very long time.
14. If you could go back in time and change ONE thing, what would you do?
i would make sure that the human race did not become the dominant species, because we are so terrible at this role, no matter how hard some of us try to fix up previous mistakes
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
i would be a lemur or one of those monkeys with incredibly long fingers - i saw them in a geography documentarie about the rainforest, and as i love monkeys and would love to jump, it just mkes sense. of course, i would have to be a free animal, not in a zoo but in my natural Amazon habitat
16. Ever had a near-death experience?
yes, and all of them have been in the passenger seat when a particular person had been driving
17. Name ONE obvious personality quality you have?
freak
18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Eskimo Joe - Life is better with you
19. Are you happy today?
i think so
20. Who will cut and paste this next?
Ab_Bebop cause noone else really reads my LJ except hydesit_ who i got this from and ashtray_girl (sorry, but i cant remember what numbers you have at the end of your name and i am doing this offline so i cant check) and she hasn't stolen anything from me as far as i know. so Ab_Bebop is the only one left, plus he has stolen before, so there is precedence
this is my stress relief version first. after it is my real version, intended to inform and disturb.
read on -
1. What does your LJ nickname mean?
Phrasemuffin - this is a baked delight made from the melting pot of all of my phrases, words and insanity in general. A batch of 12 should be cooked for 45 minutes at 120 degrees English in a Linguistor Oven for best results. Add a dash of whipped Insanity and a sprinkle of powdered yellow
2. Elaborate on your icon photo.
It's Amy Lee
and she dances for me
or at least she did
till i broke her
but anyway, i love evanesence and what first drew me to them was the power and emotion in their Daredevil tracks.
3. Did you lie about your age anywhere on the net?
only to the people who don't matter in the world, like politicians and judges. other than that, i am 21 and i live in Mexico City. just until this all bowls over and i am allowed back into the country.
4. How many LJ friends do you have?
i think the real question should be how many friends do i think i have. that way, i can tell you a really huge number that is only slightly believable and not tell any of you that the majority of these friends are all in my head. they are also balls of yellow wool, but that is for another day in the analyst's chair.
5. What is your current status?
let me think about that for a second - *thinking music* - i guess i can tell you that i am here in australia for a top secret project relating to the overthrowing of the Fallopia HQ in *name deleted* via the use of llamas and other laughable animals. however, the rest of this information, such as the fact that i was commissioned by Pathetic HQ in person by GooBer, is classified, so i can't tell you.
6. What are you wearing right now?
i am wearing a yellow shirt and pants made out of the fabric of time/space. they are very comfortable
7. What is life to you?
a big pile of swiss cheese - there are lots of holes and some people won't like the taste, but one thing is for certain - the swiss make really good chocolate and watches. hmm, maybe they should merge those ... *thinking music*
8. What is love to you?
Love, a many splendoured thing, a very rare gem, a very smelly sock.
i think that love is very yellow in that it just ... is ... so ... you know? because i certainly do.
9. What kind of people do you hate most?
i really hate Fallopia HQ and their demonic arsenal. that's it though really. i just hate evil itself in other words. oh, and if anyone is think about filling the cameo role position for one of our quickly upcoming episodes, comment bellow and i will tell you all about it.
and so you know, in case you are attempting a crippling blow on Fallopia's HQ, like i know one of my friends is, their demonic arsenal is stored in their basement, so i suggest you focus on locking that door first.
oh, and i really hate Ovis, the Great Fallopic, leader of the Fallopic Front a.k.a Fallopia HQ
10. What type of people do you like most?
i like all the people who have united with me and Pathetic HQ against Fallopia HQ in our fight to scurge their evil from this and every other world. really, what better people could there be?
11. What makes you happy?
DESTROYING EVIL, listening to music and eating cheese; how about you?
12. Are you musically-inclined?
HELL YES - d'uh
13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that the person you love most didn't exist, or was killed?
i would blame the smelly old cheese pile in either case. then i would declare war in her name on an unsuspecting nation that has no way of defending itself - in other words, i would turn into an American President
14. If you could go back in time and change ONE thing, what would you do?
i would stop Ovis from being *insert its actual form of "birthing" here* so as to stop the Fallopic Front from becoming so obsessed with harnessing the powers of the llamas to control the world
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
a mouse, because it likes to eat cheese
16. Ever had a near-death experience?
hmmm, not that my brain will remember *unconsciously reaches for knife*
17. Name ONE obvious personality quality you have?
cheese
18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
i lost it, and it wont come back no matter how hard i try
19. Are you happy today?
mmm, i think i should talk to my lawyer first
20. Who will cut and paste this next?
my supreme imperial form, the Flaming Sword of Cheese
1. What does your LJ nickname mean?
it is just a testement to my supreme ... individuality?
2. Elaborate on your icon photo.
It's Amy Lee
3. Did you lie about your age anywhere on the net?
yeah, i have said i am 21 i think, but that was only for one of those tickle-type quizzes, just to see what the results were. i haven't lied to an actual human being though, like on MSN (its a bit hard when 15/17 know me personally)
4. How many LJ friends do you have?
6 not including the news and maintenance people, but one of them hasn't added me yet. i am also in an evanescence community, so i have "met" heaps of people there too - well, they have spoken to me at least.
5. What is your current status?
Single, in year 12, not really looking for partner because i fear i would be a crappy second half (at least for this year), planning to do a music course at university though i am unsure of what course (performance or teaching) and where i will do it
6. What are you wearing right now?
My work clothes - bore. a white shirt with logo on the back. it is slightly see-through (for all those who are looking) because it is second hand (we were supposed to be getting new uniforms in March so they didnt order me a new one - i am the only male in front of the bread [i work at baker's delight]) it is also a couple of sizes too big for me. also, there are pants *que disappointed sigh from audience* they are also white but not see-through. i am not wearing shoes or socks - i like to walk barefoot, my hippy spirit soares.
7. What is life to you?
i like the idea that life is the final stop before we go to heaven, the dirt track to make the spa more comfortable. however, if what the bible says is true, that all things were made by Him and all things mede by His hands are Good, how can there be Evil. it exists, therefore God created it, but because God created it, it is Evil. i knwo that for Good to exist, there must be Evil, otherwise life would be a ball of beige, but please ... help me here. stop me from thinking - for those of you who dont know me, it is almost 12:00am and i am philosophising still, so take what you will from that.
8. What is love to you?
a strange combination of chemicals and magic, that only appears once a year at the school fair behind the...
oh, wait thats lust.
um, love to me is something i havent really experienced so i dont really know. i mean, i think i had a crush on a girl in year 4, and then there was an "entanglement" in year *10?*. but other than that, i am a lonely boy without a lover.
though i do have an obsession with Amy Lee and Evanescence
9. What kind of people do you hate most?
i don't really hate people, i just INTENSEly dislike them. and there arent that many people anyway. there are two main groups - those who are illiterate and plain stupid not because of a lack of money/education possibilities (socioeconomic status), but due to their lack of care for what they say or write. this really pisses me off because as my friends know, i am a perfectionist, constantly critiquing and complaining, correcting and completing. yeah, maybe thats got something to do with why i have so "many" friends. anyway, people who just can't be bothered to be anything other than lazy, illitereate and down right stupid deserve to not be loved, because they obviously don't love them selves enough. the other type of person that i really despise but dont hate is the bullying type - the type of person who constantly picks on people smaller, weaker, smarter or more talented than they due to a mere lasck of talent, love or stability in their lives. if they can't be bothered to care about how they are hurting other people, they don't deserve to be cared about themselves.
i know it sounds harsh, but ...
10. What type of people do you like most?
i like people who can stand on their own two feet, metaphorically. people who wont back down from their beliefs, but people who do it respectfully. i like people who like music - one of my greatest passions in life - no matter what music they like. i also lik people who can just be care free. i guess we like in others most what we most wish we had. this is true for all of the things i like in others *the ones listed anyway*
11. What makes you happy?
MUSIC. i love harmonics, but i can also appreciate a single melody *and appreciate isn't a strong enough word really*. i love the cello, so hearing that play makes me happy. i guess other than that, the main things that make me happy are beauty in nature and its replication.
of course my real friends and the friendship the exude is one of the most powerful happy-making elixirs around, so they went unsaid, kinda
12. Are you musically-inclined?
HELL YES
if you had to ask, you dont know me at all. i love to sing and listen to music. i wish i could play the saxophone and the guitar and the cello and ... mmm, just about any other instrument you can think of. i do music at school, both as a course and an extracurricular activity, and i want to be a performer or teacher of music when i leave schooling life.
so i think that is a yes
13. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out that the person you love most didn't exist, or was killed?
If i found that she didn't exist, i would go insane. all my theories would be proven, but the wirld would think i had gone mad, s they would lock me up. if i found that she had been killed, i would fall apart. i would be distrought by emotions of pain and loss, sadness and suffering, misery and mourning. i would not be able to go on for at least a while. i would retreat into the safety of my own world, where noone dies without everyone dying [because they are all me, not because i killed them all], and would not come out for a very long time.
14. If you could go back in time and change ONE thing, what would you do?
i would make sure that the human race did not become the dominant species, because we are so terrible at this role, no matter how hard some of us try to fix up previous mistakes
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what will you be?
i would be a lemur or one of those monkeys with incredibly long fingers - i saw them in a geography documentarie about the rainforest, and as i love monkeys and would love to jump, it just mkes sense. of course, i would have to be a free animal, not in a zoo but in my natural Amazon habitat
16. Ever had a near-death experience?
yes, and all of them have been in the passenger seat when a particular person had been driving
17. Name ONE obvious personality quality you have?
freak
18. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Eskimo Joe - Life is better with you
19. Are you happy today?
i think so
20. Who will cut and paste this next?
Ab_Bebop cause noone else really reads my LJ except hydesit_ who i got this from and ashtray_girl (sorry, but i cant remember what numbers you have at the end of your name and i am doing this offline so i cant check) and she hasn't stolen anything from me as far as i know. so Ab_Bebop is the only one left, plus he has stolen before, so there is precedence
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