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From ashtray_girl633
Q&A - Do you want to be interviewed?
The rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
***
1) What is the grossest thing you’ve ever wanted to do to or for someone or wanted someone to do to you?
i don't think i have ever wanted to do anything gross for or to someone, though there was one thing at primary school that was pretty gross (at least at the time). this girl and i would touch tongues and show everybody. they would gross out. we were cool.
2) If you could be anyone else for a day who would you be and what would you do with your new identity?
i would have to be GooBer. as GooBer, i would use my Pathetic Powers to plan and carry out an attack on Fallopia HQ and, in particular, Ovis, the Fallix. of course, seeing as my change of identity wouldn't take over the original GooBer's body, there would of course be a second GooBer to help and i do believe that our collective Patheticness would triumph over the Ovis. although, assuming that the reason for my identity change was through some sort of Fallix weapon (probably part of there basement arsenal - i like the word arsenal), the Ovis would probably have some sort of plan of attack. this may include an identity change in GooBer, which therefore means that i would be the sole possesor of his Pathetic Powers giving me a slight disadvantage over the Ovis.
you know, your innocent questioning has alerted me to the possibilty of attack by Ovis with basement weapons of mass identity change. i must get hydeist_ working upon a new version of Windows Office Anti-Unshielding Tools using uber physics and the like. Also, maybe d_vinci should get in contact with his Cheese-maker - i hear he makes a mean Subspatial Variabliser for the disapparition of socks; i reckon i could modify it to work on life-forms as well.
thank-you
3) Name three things you have really regretted doing.
i) not complaining about having Mr Soares for religon earlier in the year - or at all. maybe then they would have given us a real teacher
ii) choosing SOR over Catholic Studies
iii) destroying my first kiss (no guilt intended if the girl ever reads this and discovers my true identity)
4) What came first the chicken or the egg?
the egg that grew the first chicken. if chicken is defined as that which we now know it, then it would have to come from an egg. as the first chicken would be a mutation of a former species now extinct and the chicken came from an egg, it is safe to say that the first chicken would have hatched from its egg. therefore, the egg came before chicken.
5) What is your most prized possession?
i would have to say that my most prized (material) posession is my laptop. or at least was before suicide and motherboard "issues" as it allowed me access to the world via email, MSN and LJ without interfering with my dad's work (we have to share a cable for the moment our wireless network cards or whatever aren't compatible with my brother's wireless internet providing thingy. so one person on internet at a time). also, it meant i could do work from my bedroom or dining room (where my dad most of his work from) without having to go out to our tin-shed garage for the main computer/printer too much. it is sooooo cold out there at the moment and all through winter. and in summer it is a hellish oven of a thousand degrees. stris the flesh in summer, freezes your blood in winter. but in autumnal shades of spring it is fine, just a cool breeze away from normality and comfort. anyway, my laptop is also good because it has all of my music in it, so i can listen to music with out having to wait an hour to get my cd in just the right position/stance/angle/etc to work (to find the CD i put in it) or having to find batteries for my MP3 player. and, my laptop means i can do quality work well into the night/morning without parents knowing becuase i can adjust the brightness of the screen. i am sure you all know this stuff about laptops, but still, that is why i loved mine. i hope my new laptop will be as good as my old one. i'm going to have a mouse and a USB-hub so i can have MP# player and mouse and cup warmer all plugged in at once. not that i have one of those USB cup warmers, but they do look snazzy and sleek - could be a good investment, especially for people who forget they have tea or coffey due to intensity of the game they are playing, or the essay they are writing or the film they are watching. or the ISP they are procrastinating from. over. for. with. ... i dunno what the right word for that is, but i think i may have written it there.
well, thats another interview down. lets see how many i can do, or get asked to do now.
:)
Q&A - Do you want to be interviewed?
The rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
***
1) What is the grossest thing you’ve ever wanted to do to or for someone or wanted someone to do to you?
i don't think i have ever wanted to do anything gross for or to someone, though there was one thing at primary school that was pretty gross (at least at the time). this girl and i would touch tongues and show everybody. they would gross out. we were cool.
2) If you could be anyone else for a day who would you be and what would you do with your new identity?
i would have to be GooBer. as GooBer, i would use my Pathetic Powers to plan and carry out an attack on Fallopia HQ and, in particular, Ovis, the Fallix. of course, seeing as my change of identity wouldn't take over the original GooBer's body, there would of course be a second GooBer to help and i do believe that our collective Patheticness would triumph over the Ovis. although, assuming that the reason for my identity change was through some sort of Fallix weapon (probably part of there basement arsenal - i like the word arsenal), the Ovis would probably have some sort of plan of attack. this may include an identity change in GooBer, which therefore means that i would be the sole possesor of his Pathetic Powers giving me a slight disadvantage over the Ovis.
you know, your innocent questioning has alerted me to the possibilty of attack by Ovis with basement weapons of mass identity change. i must get hydeist_ working upon a new version of Windows Office Anti-Unshielding Tools using uber physics and the like. Also, maybe d_vinci should get in contact with his Cheese-maker - i hear he makes a mean Subspatial Variabliser for the disapparition of socks; i reckon i could modify it to work on life-forms as well.
thank-you
3) Name three things you have really regretted doing.
i) not complaining about having Mr Soares for religon earlier in the year - or at all. maybe then they would have given us a real teacher
ii) choosing SOR over Catholic Studies
iii) destroying my first kiss (no guilt intended if the girl ever reads this and discovers my true identity)
4) What came first the chicken or the egg?
the egg that grew the first chicken. if chicken is defined as that which we now know it, then it would have to come from an egg. as the first chicken would be a mutation of a former species now extinct and the chicken came from an egg, it is safe to say that the first chicken would have hatched from its egg. therefore, the egg came before chicken.
5) What is your most prized possession?
i would have to say that my most prized (material) posession is my laptop. or at least was before suicide and motherboard "issues" as it allowed me access to the world via email, MSN and LJ without interfering with my dad's work (we have to share a cable for the moment our wireless network cards or whatever aren't compatible with my brother's wireless internet providing thingy. so one person on internet at a time). also, it meant i could do work from my bedroom or dining room (where my dad most of his work from) without having to go out to our tin-shed garage for the main computer/printer too much. it is sooooo cold out there at the moment and all through winter. and in summer it is a hellish oven of a thousand degrees. stris the flesh in summer, freezes your blood in winter. but in autumnal shades of spring it is fine, just a cool breeze away from normality and comfort. anyway, my laptop is also good because it has all of my music in it, so i can listen to music with out having to wait an hour to get my cd in just the right position/stance/angle/etc to work (to find the CD i put in it) or having to find batteries for my MP3 player. and, my laptop means i can do quality work well into the night/morning without parents knowing becuase i can adjust the brightness of the screen. i am sure you all know this stuff about laptops, but still, that is why i loved mine. i hope my new laptop will be as good as my old one. i'm going to have a mouse and a USB-hub so i can have MP# player and mouse and cup warmer all plugged in at once. not that i have one of those USB cup warmers, but they do look snazzy and sleek - could be a good investment, especially for people who forget they have tea or coffey due to intensity of the game they are playing, or the essay they are writing or the film they are watching. or the ISP they are procrastinating from. over. for. with. ... i dunno what the right word for that is, but i think i may have written it there.
well, thats another interview down. lets see how many i can do, or get asked to do now.
:)
