The Josh Survey - don't ask me, i have no idea

[phrasemuffin]

1. Halt...WHO GOES THERE?: phrasemuffin
2. Why are you called that?!: because i am a delicious baked good straight from the oven filled with phrase-bits and innuendo (but that wouldn't fit in my name)
3. Why?: because
4. Why?: why do you want to know?
5. Why?: yeah, why?
6. Why?: oh, broken record - right, how very original
7. Wh..*kicks self: OW!: that is better
8. Okay fine...What're you lookin at!?: sensual aliens going at it with yellow
9. Purple Donkeys or Maroon Apes?: i prefer the purple pixies to both
10. Spiders?: yummy
11. Spiderman Vs. Jesus...WHO WINS?: i find that question offensive to my irrationality
12. If you met Jesus...What would you say?: i'm sorry
13. What if you dont even exist...THEN HOW COULD YOU MEET JESUS!?: if i didn't exist i wouldn't know i wasn't meeting Him, so i probably owuldn't mind TOO much
14. What if Jesus doesnt exist...WHAT THEN!? then the world is screwed
15. What's your favorite word to scream at people you dont know out on the street?: they tend to scare me, so i just run naked at them - too embarrasing to talk
16. What's the most retarded thing you've ever done: i was born - duh
17. I have hair: are you calling me fat?
18. I also have nails...which are called cuticles...TRUE OR FALSE?: false
19. What color is the inside of your brain?: yellow with a deep, squidgy, inky blue
20. Are you wearing womens underwear?: um ... no, of course not *checks underwear* ... well, not that you can see anyway
21. If so...What color?: ... red with black frills *weeps into hands*
22. Stop looking at me like that...i'm not perverted...NO YOU ARE!: but i can't get enough of your intelligent eyes *scratches them out and devours them whole* ok, i'll leave now
23. Fine now you've gone and hurt my self esteem...WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?!: you taste good
24. LOOK! A BIRD!: yummy
25. Hahaha...There was NO bird...I TRICKED YOU!: uh oh, what did i eat then?
26. Are you sorry for what you did now?: well, seeing as it was my cat ... maybe *licks lips*
27. Is it currently 1:03 PM?: somewhere in the world, yes. here, no
28. Do you have class at 1:30 PM like i do?: no, lunch at 1:38 though
29. Are you me?: yes *hangs head in shame*
30. YOU LIAR!: we are, aren't we
31. Does your head hurt yet or should i continue?: are you asking me or you?
32. Haha i'm continuing anyways because i dont care what you said...How does this make you feel?: i am numbed by your insensitivity towards me
33. Would Nacho Pizza work?: yes, and it does, regularly
34. If you were a multi-celled organism...What would you be?: smart
35. Can i have a dollar?: only if you pay for it
36. LOOK A BIRD!: is it really this time?
37. HA! I TRICKED YOU AGAIN!: aww
38. Did i really trick you?: ... i plead the fifth
39. Ohhhh...You think you're so smart now?!: i am sorry, but i pled the fifth, so i can't answer that
40. What's the capital of your mom then!?: i don't know, i don't visit her often enough
41. What's 2 + 5!?: 2 + 5
42. WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY PANTS!?: on the ceiling i would assume
43. Moon the nearest person to you and post the results please: nah, i think my dad would be slightly unimpressed
44. Go send an email to JJJOOSSHHH@AOL.COM before continuing saying that you are now his bitch: but he is my bitch, and he knows it - he will have to be punished for this
45. Hahaha you're my bitch...Is this a good thing? DOWN DAMN YOU, YOU ARE MINE, ALL MINE!!!! can i get a drink please?
46. This one time at band camp..?: yeah, i know - that was me
47. If you were a crayon...who's nose would you like to be stuck up?: i wouldn't be in anyone's nose ...
48. If a tree falls in the woods and it falls on your house...HAHA YOU'RE HOUSE GOT FUCKED UP!: good thing you were house sitting for me while i was away on Ascension Island!!!
49. Decipher the following: HJSsaa09sa 09SA9SJSH 9HSJSJDnnxj9: are you sure?
50. Need a clue? no, but you do
51. Are you sure? yes, very sure - you missed a few letters. if you add them in you will be able to hack into secret stuff, just ask my brother
52. Okay...the clue is...IT'S JUST A BUNCH OF RANDOM LETTERS AND NUMBERS! that isn't very helpful .. and forget what i said earlier
53. Go roll around on the floor and pretend to be a bug: do you want me to stop and then start over again, or can i just continue?
54. Send me 5 dollars: ok *accidentally slips in a 50*
55. Buy me a paid account before continuing: too late
56. Look behind you...What do you see?? a wall, but then it fell and i was alone ... then the clowns came to investigate and i found $20
57. If you're still doing this at this point...what in the hell is wrong with you? i am procrastinating before a singing lesson - DUH!!!
58. I'm gonna end this so go away...Please..? um, no i still have a half hour
59. GO AWAY! fuck you
60. *Grumbles* You never listen do you!? nope - i like that about me
61. *Shoots you in the head* Ha! NOW WHAT!? i am a muffin; your puny human bullets do nothing to me, so i stay
62. Was this survey informative? yes, very. thank you

for those of you who think i have gone insane (again) this is a random survey (Josh's obviously) i was compelled to respond to, seeing as i brushed off a phone survey last night. If you want to be confused, join the party - i might be able to get you mates rates too. And Frequent Flyer points will be brought in soon, i am sure.

Tee
Hee
Fucking well
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Comments

[aquat1cf1sh.livejournal.com]

Josh's survey is very... erm... unique? ^o^;;

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

as a whole it is, i am sure, but there are 3 parts to it. this is only the first one.

but you may already know that seeing as i found it in one of your friends' journals. well, a link to it anyways.

i was actually hoping people would fill it out and post it, but i guess not... *whistful look*