two more plus an ep o' the race

[phrasemuffin]

<td>You are a guitar.



You are a musical genius... congratulations. Most people think you are a little obsessed with music, but that's okay. You don't care what other people think. You are independent, and would rather have a few good (and weird) friends than a lot of not-so-good ones. You may feel that people run down your eccentricity, but that's only because they're jealous. You will most likely become very successful with your musical talent. \m/ Rock on!

Most compatible with: Drumstick.


Click here -- What Random Object Represents Your Inner Self?
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Whats does your personality rate from 1-10? by morning_prayer
Your first full name
Your personality rates a	10 - you rock
your best quality is	youre a sweetheart
your worst quality is	nothing bad i can see...
this is because	you were born this way
Quiz created with MemeGen!

so, how acccurate is this twattle?

i think it's pretty close, but then again, i am pretty biased

so, who thinks its time for more Pathetic Race?

(insert applause, cheering and many other forms of mass agreement here)

yeah, me too, and just in time by the looks of it

Episode 5

"Are You   Awake? Part 1"



Starring:

• GooBer


• hydeist_


• d_vinci

Special Guests:

• The Flaming Sword of Cheese


• Mind-Warping time travel (really its just a ... well you'll see)

"hey we're in this episode too" Jimmy was so exited he wet his pants, but no one noticed because he was in the
yellow

"yes, but that's not the only good thing about this episode - i think i know who that Cheese character is - its... "

(fade to Pathetic HQ) - aaaaw, and i thought we might be in this episode for more than two lines . . .

pacing away at the potted plants, d_vinci waited impatiently for GooBer to respond

"So? who is he?"

GooBer stood up from Tok'kir's newly healed but still resting form

"He is my half-brother"

..... (stunned silence)

"i knew i would have to tell you one day, i just hoped it would have been tomorrow - today i really wanted to just bake something"

(Wayne's World style *dododododo* flashback)

when i was a boy, because i had no parents, i was taken in by Mr Cathor, our town's resident mad scientist. He let me see into the world of uber physics and the like, and before long i met his daughter. i looked as if i were only ten, but by that stage, i was at least 25. of course i didn't ever tell Cathor that, because i had fallen in love with his daughter, Cloe.

She was ... (ramblings of loe and such) ... (back to the important stuff)... and we vowed to live together forever. she is now my wife, and Jimmy our son. this of course, you already knew (i was just telling those of you in *internet land* who have hacked into my brain and are, as we speak, downloading my thoughts onto their hard-drives). what you didn't know was that Mr Cathor also had a son. his son was Tok'kir (Mrs Cathor was under hallucinatory medication at the time, or so i was told). we were instant friends ... (more ramblings) ... and so we vowed to live together forever.

wait a minute ... sorry, misread the line.

one day, on that fateful day that Mr Cathor performed his Dimensional Anchor Ring experiment (see the comennts below - someone is bound to have already asked, unless you are the first one to read), there was an accident. when the experiment went wrong and allowed me to access my latent powers (incase this is your first time downloading, please check the next post for a character description of myself), the Rings "anchored" Tok'kir in another dimension - that was fifteen years ago. last month, on that secret mission *and let us never speak of it again* i was able to deanchor him from that dimension and reanchor him in this.

though he was physicaly unaltered (other than natural growth) his mind had slipped away. for the past three weeks i have been healing his mind, and two days ago, i finished. Just in time too because it was then that he told me he had over heard a plan to take my wife while he had been anchored, somehow involving a llama *i didn't understand it either*, that's why i sent him to protect Cloe - he knew the plan, and he had to re-adjust to her being around again.

then this morning, they were taken into

the yellow

(*read this as fast as you can* quick flash to present and then back to the yellow)

"some guy wearing cheese ... no, that isn't right" Cloe just shrugged and went back to the half swimming, half standing, half sitting, half bobbing, totally just "being there" in the yellow.

she'll find out tomorrow ... maybe.

TO BE CONTINUED

NEXT WEEK

some stuff happens, and then the midget came to investigate

and then i found 20 DOLLARs

sorry, our cartoonist is out with a broken arm, so we just couldn't be @#$!ed to do next weeks promo, try again later

Comments

[hydeist-.livejournal.com]

*claps*

can u pls explain the llama incident?
hehe.

but not even they understand, so how can i?

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

can i make a comment that only you will be able to see?

other than on one of your pages?

Re: but not even they understand, so how can i?

[hydeist-.livejournal.com]

hmm, good question.
I honestly have no idea, you'd have to comment as anonymous.
All anonymous comments are screened in my LJ.