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Your Livejournal Final Fantasy. LiveJournal Username Who is your favorite Final Fantasy hero? Cloud. I LIKE BIG SWORDS AND I CANNOT LIE!Squall. I'M ANGSTY. OMG GUN BLADE.Tidus. I HATE MY DAD! WHINE!Zidane. Who the crap is Zidane?Locke. WTF? Now you're just making crap up. Inversely, who is your favorite Final Fantasy villain? Sephiroth. I LOVE MY MOM AND WANT TO BE A GOD.Seifer. Ur all st00pid lol i'm the sorceress's knight w00t w00tMaester Seymour. Everyone's favorite effeminate sexual predator.Kuja. THATS A MAN, BABY!Kefka. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE! What is your weapon of choice? Moogles or Chocobo? Moogles. Kupo, biatch.Chocobo. Its riding in style.I'm more partial to Tonberries myself.ARE YOU ON CRACK?I like fajitas. So, wanna go camp Valkurm Emperor then go farm beehive chips in Giddeus? Sure.No thanks. My LS wants me to do Eco now.wtf?ITS A TRAP!KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! Angsty hero with pointy hair and a MYSTERIOUS PAST. prince_derik Main hero's romantic interest that can summon stuff! popstar_glenn The diminuitive Black Mage. BLACK MAGES RAWK. dawn_of_buffy The rough and tumble airship captain! steeldragoness Uh ohes! COMIC RELIEF! No one likes your character. dawn_of_buffy The strong but silent ninja who only has three lines. ty1erquagmire The extremely hyper girl that can talk with animals and crap. fridgeisdead Angry goth with a ten foot katana who wants to use the power of the planet to become a god ashtray_girl633 Fun Quizzes by Rob at BlogQuiz.Net

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The Secret Identities of Your LJ Friends Revealed! LiveJournal Username Age: Favourite muffin flavour: First thought that pops into your head: Favourite colour: SmurfNinjaPieMUFFIN!GrassRindBloodCloud Lover in a past life: ashtray_girl633 Assassin: mysteryangel83 Bush supporter: seunos High School Sweetheart: mysteryangel83 Sex-o-holic: smile_n_hurt_me Smurf phrasemuffin Ninja Master schlaften Pirate smile_n_hurt_me Fun Quizzes by David at BlogQuiz.Net

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What picture should each of your friends post? LiveJournal Username Number of people on your friends list you'd like to see naked Should take & post a picture of their bedroom in a comment mellyjojo Should take & post a picture of the inside of their closit prince_derik Should take and post a picture of their bathroom mellyjojo Should take & post a picture of themselves in crazy makeup schlaften Should take & post a picture of themselves wearing pj's raspeckamus Should take & post a picture of themselves in a bathing suit popstar_glenn Should take and post a picture of themselves with a celebrity publicinertia Should take and post a picture of themselves with you phrasemuffin Fun Quizzes by Marzi at BlogQuiz.Net

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What sexy comments should your LJ friends leave you? LiveJournal Username Favorite Position Favorite Toy Must answer: How many people have they had sex with? ab_bebop This person should tell you the three craziest places they had sex steeldragoness Has to say what they find hot about you ashtray_girl633 Have they ever done anything with someone of the same sex? shugakotedo Should tell you if they have ever had a 3some or an orgy phrasemuffin What is the kinkiest fantasy of ab_bebop Do they like your butt? carbon_suicide What age did they lose their virginity? shugakotedo Fun Quizzes by Marzi at BlogQuiz.Net

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How Should Your LJ Friends Comment in This Entry? LiveJournal Username How many comments have you left today? A secret must be told to you by: mellyjojo A compliment must be left by: ty1erquagmire However, a complaint about you should be left by: carbon_suicide Some song lyrics should be posted for you to guess, by: dawn_of_buffy Also, a memory of you should be posted by: yodallama Ten words that bring you to mind must be posted by: mellyjojo A haiku (5, 7, 5) should be written about you by: ab_bebop An "anonymous" comment should be left by: d_vinci Fun Quizzes by Marzi at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your Wacky Valentines Day Adventure LiveJournal Username The color of Love rose redpastel pinkcotton candyhot pinkfusciahot magentamauvepink and whitered and whitered and goldgold You know that anonymous Valentine? It was from ty1erquagmire You can't wait to wear the sexy pirate outfit you got from yodallama If someone were to come to your door wearing nothing but a red bow, you wish it would be ab_bebop Unfortunately for you, it ends up being raspeckamus Also, you were proposed to by carbon_suicide But whether you accept or not depends on the outcome of your proposal to ty1erquagmire You got a diamond necklace, but pawned it because it was from steeldragoness But even the cheesiest present would make you happy if it was from yodallama Fun Quizzes by Marzi at BlogQuiz.Net

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What are your LJ friends' real identities? LiveJournal Username Gender? FemaleMaleNo. Favorite Color? GreenPurpleSmurfBlackGreyOrangeBlueRedYellowPinkTye-dye!Rainbow Is you scare? What do you want to be when you grow up? Is you pirate? Your best friend from kindergarten... raspeckamus Your jealous ex-boyfriend/girlfriend... carbon_suicide Your mom... steeldragoness All the kids from your 6th grade class... mellyjojo That one guy that stood next to you this morning.. publicinertia Jesus... fairydogericara Fun Quizzes by Rachel at BlogQuiz.Net

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Lucky fairydogericara...

If Some LJ Friends Worked at Your Hospital LiveJournal Username First provide a name for your hospital: It would be located near: The airportThe main football stadiumAn oil industryA shopping mallA forestA school or universityA cemeteryThe city's dumpsiteThe biggest theme park in townThe Bermuda Triangle Do you want to be a doctor someday? YesNoOnly if I'm not forced to study medicine Would you ever marry a doctor? Sure, why not.Hell no.I'm already married to a doctor.Good question. I'll think about it. Your hospital would be awarded a certificate certifying that: It is the largest hospital in the world.It keeps the longest needle in the world.You hire the most educated and accommodating staff.You have the most number of patients who eventually die in 24 hours.It has the most beautiful scenery and welcoming environment.All previous surgeries and medical sessions were a success. A major drawback of your hospital would be the: Frequent fights and squabbles between staff members.'Improper' conduct and sluttiness of the (female) nurses.Size and scariness of surgical tools and equipments.Fact that the building is frighteningly haunted.Cost of appointments, operations, and registration of patients etc. What's weird about your staff is that they all: Chew bubblegum when they're on dutyGo on dates with each otherBring a shotgun in case of emergencyWear neckties and are fans of Avril LavingeLove to smile and give people free hugsGo to work on a camelLike to skinny-dip when they're off duty Mention an LJ friend who would do great as a doctor or nurse: Dentist: hydeist_ Nurse: phrasemuffin Cardiologist (specialist in the treatment of heart diseases): seunos Obstetrician (physician who deals with childbirth): phrasemuffin Ophthalmologist (eye doctor): mysteryangel83 Plastic and cosmetic surgeon: seunos Gynecologist (deals with women's reproductive organs): schlaften Psychotherapist: popstar_glenn Fun Quizzes by Jane Doe :P at BlogQuiz.Net

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How Should Your LJ Friends Comment in This Entry? [2] LiveJournal Username Age: Which of the following most appeals to you? LoveBeautyPeacePassionVigorSincerityCharityJusticeKindnessDarknessLightSympathyCourageCooperationFreedomVengeanceTriumphTrustPatienceFuryWisdomPurityFaithPowerInnocenceCreativityJoyGratitude A hurtful, but honest, criticism about your entries should be left by: yodallama An embarrassing question which you must answer should be asked by: ashtray_girl633 A celebrity who most resembles you should be mentioned by: ab_bebop 2 comments that are supposed to make you smile should be left by: schlaften 3 reasons why you shouldn’t commit suicide should be stated by: fairydogericara 4 words or adjectives that cannot describe you should be said by: ashtray_girl633 5 questions about your family and/or love life should be asked by: ashtray_girl633 Two confessions should be declared by: ashtray_girl633 Fun Quizzes by Jane Doe :P at BlogQuiz.Net

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just so you know, I'm not going to answer any of the questions until you give the confessions, btw :D

If You Were to Run Your Own School LiveJournal Username It would be called: Designed for: KindergartenersElementary (grades 1-6)High school students Located near: The school uniform would consist of: Gray and whiteBlack and whiteRed and whiteGray and navy blueGray and pinkDark green and white-SCHOOL UNIFORMS NOT WANTED- Parents would most likely complain about: The misbehavior of their children at homePoor maintenance of the school buildingLack of homework and school projectsLack of pity and strictness of teachersThe school timingThe abnormally high death rate at your school Out of these foreign languages, which language would be taught at your school: ArabicJapaneseSwedishRussianPersianGreek Gender: MaleFemaleHuman Being From your friends list, which journalist do you think has a knack for teaching? School principal: jimmyatari Guidance counselor: smile_n_hurt_me Crazed bus driver: yodallama Old janitor: seunos Canteen lady: steeldragoness Supervisor: phrasemuffin Most favored teacher: dawn_of_buffy Most hated teacher: d_vinci Fun Quizzes by Jane Doe :P at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your LJ war,who will win? LiveJournal Username Type of weapon Secret power? Flinging people across the roomLicking peopleTieing them up and eating their socksGoing RAWRSlapping them with a fishWTF? The evil villian... yodallama The mastermind... hydeist_ Who kidnaps you... jimmyatari Your sidekick who should come save you is... ashtray_girl633 They never came,so you were saved by your secret lover... d_vinci Who rapes you in the middle of all this... fridgeisdead Your final battle was with... dawn_of_buffy Did you win? False Fun Quizzes by heather at BlogQuiz.Net

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test LiveJournal Username Real name age color RedBlueBlackPurpleTealGreen Who loves you? popstar_glenn Who hates you? schlaften Who wants to screw you? fairydogericara Who wants to bite you? steeldragoness You want to end up in bed with carbon_suicide The person who wants to screw yur mom jimmyatari Number of people who actually like you 41 Do they really like you? True Fun Quizzes by heather at BlogQuiz.Net

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Your LiveJournal Destiny LiveJournal Username What is your favorite fruit? BananasApplesPineapplesGrapesOrangesPie Can you taste the rainbow? Yes, and it's deliciousNoWhat is this rainbow of which you speak? What RPG class would you be? FighterHealerMageNinjaSummonerKnightDragon RiderDancer Mm... Donuts... Where are these donuts of which you speak?Mm... hippo...Mm... fifty-dollar pretzel...Mm... Simpson's reference... Su mama. ¡Coma los neumáticos!Um... Gracias?Pienso no.¡No, su mama! Which is the scariest? ZombiesVampiresFashion emergenciesBad fanfictionInsectsBagelsSu mama. How many hours a day do you spend online on average? 1-23-67-1010-24What is this internet of which you speak? Do you fear the random? Yes.Mm... Random...Su mama.Pie!Ninjas!No. You scare me. Your future job: Super hero This person will be your assistant in your job: dawn_of_buffy You will make this much money: $8

Comments

[yodallama.livejournal.com]

now THAT is a cool dream. And you so want to bang Mrs. Clause you sick fuck.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

A) I never said I wanted to bang anyone
B) I didn't/still don't want to 'cause she was evil

But the place was really nice - there was snow and ice crystals and all that North Pole Jazz about - so it really would be a nice place to take a girl... for whatever reasons...

[yodallama.livejournal.com]

lol it was in the SUBTEXT.

...if you rearrange the letters in SUBTEXT it spells BUTTSEX. Thought you ought to know that. I learned it from an LJ icon, mmhm.

I'm going to go read now and fall asleep in the process, so alas this fun comment chain must end. Goodnight! *hopes she has some fun dreams to report about tomorrow*

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

who's the sick fuck now? Huh? HUH? buttsex indeed!

'Night, and have fun reading... and when you wake up, try writing down a few bits of the dream. Much easier to remember that way.

:D

[yodallama.livejournal.com]

I DID dream, wheee!!

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

Yay... but what was it?

[yodallama.livejournal.com]

Ummm it was weirdddd....I'm typing it out in my livejournal right now though so it'll be posted in just a minute and you can read it there

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

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