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Q&A - Do you want to be interviewed?
The rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
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1.) Out of all the teachers you know who would you have as your brother. You had to choose! You are given no reason why but you have to explain why you chose this person, err, makes sense?
if it has to be a male, then i would have to say i would have Mr Macarthy as my bro because he is one of the most fun people i know, always cracking a joke with the students, always respected and always [lenient?] oonly giving 5 lines for punishment. hee hee hee. always good for a smile and a laugh.
2.) You are in the chinese tabloids, list 3 possible headlines.
1. END OF THE WORLD FOR LEAD SINGER OF SE7EN SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE AS MENTAL BREAKDOWN SHATTERS HIS WORLD
2. AUTHOR OF THE PATHETIC RACE CONVERTS TO OMNIPOTENCE, CAUSES IMPOTENCE
3. TOK'KIR CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN AT ROYAL SHIN-DIG
3.) You are given 1 minute to make my History teacher laugh. You must make her laugh or she will give you detentions and dirty stares everyday. She will march into your admin class and give you "the stare" despite your schedule. Outline your plan (jokes, etc.)
if i need to make a cold-hearted one laugh, first i strip naked and do a tribal dance from an Amazonian Tribe that calls themselves Ze Pathiti Razo, the dance being the infamous Shake Your Tail Feather
that is all i need
4.) Go to this site:
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=define%3A+cockamamie&btnG=Search&meta=
You are stranded in yellow phlegm island and must make a sos message via cocnut tree communications using only the words printed on the screen.
wacky plan of disesteem, more books [stop] silly idea [stop] pungent [stop] search pungent [stop] not reason for not going [stop] books not silly idea [stop] plan - search, help us, home [stop] tools help [stop]
5.) do you like sea urchins?
i don't know, i haven't ever tried one
though i hear they are good with peanut butter
taste like chicken apparently
i should like one as a pet though, and i owuld call it pinchy (simpsons joke - look it up)
much amusement had by all
hydeist_Q&A - Do you want to be interviewed?
The rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
***
1.) Out of all the teachers you know who would you have as your brother. You had to choose! You are given no reason why but you have to explain why you chose this person, err, makes sense?
if it has to be a male, then i would have to say i would have Mr Macarthy as my bro because he is one of the most fun people i know, always cracking a joke with the students, always respected and always [lenient?] oonly giving 5 lines for punishment. hee hee hee. always good for a smile and a laugh.
2.) You are in the chinese tabloids, list 3 possible headlines.
1. END OF THE WORLD FOR LEAD SINGER OF SE7EN SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE AS MENTAL BREAKDOWN SHATTERS HIS WORLD
2. AUTHOR OF THE PATHETIC RACE CONVERTS TO OMNIPOTENCE, CAUSES IMPOTENCE
3. TOK'KIR CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN AT ROYAL SHIN-DIG
3.) You are given 1 minute to make my History teacher laugh. You must make her laugh or she will give you detentions and dirty stares everyday. She will march into your admin class and give you "the stare" despite your schedule. Outline your plan (jokes, etc.)
if i need to make a cold-hearted one laugh, first i strip naked and do a tribal dance from an Amazonian Tribe that calls themselves Ze Pathiti Razo, the dance being the infamous Shake Your Tail Feather
that is all i need
4.) Go to this site:
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=define%3A+cockamamie&btnG=Search&meta=
You are stranded in yellow phlegm island and must make a sos message via cocnut tree communications using only the words printed on the screen.
wacky plan of disesteem, more books [stop] silly idea [stop] pungent [stop] search pungent [stop] not reason for not going [stop] books not silly idea [stop] plan - search, help us, home [stop] tools help [stop]
5.) do you like sea urchins?
i don't know, i haven't ever tried one
though i hear they are good with peanut butter
taste like chicken apparently
i should like one as a pet though, and i owuld call it pinchy (simpsons joke - look it up)
much amusement had by all
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*magician waves wand*
here and now
to my towering might
make tyler bow
or you could just answer the questions ... your choice
1. if you had to be an animal what would you be, from where, and why (for both please)?
2. i) you have saved the life of a mighty medieval sage (let's just say he's merlin's cousin) and he grants you one wish. what do you wish for taking into account that you are in contemporary times (not neccesarily right now, but around our time ... ie 1980-2020 (so you have a little freedom)) ... ?
ii) in addition to your one wish, the sage has granted you teachings. he will endeavour to teach you mastery in one of the following categories - fire control, water/air control, earth control, healing/protection strategies - herbal, crystaline and talismanic - , light mastery. which do you choose and why?
3. in your opinion, where does the other sock end up? you must give your answers in algebraic form using the correct formulae for subspatial inequalities and variables as well as drawing diagrams of said subspatial inequalities and graphs of the sock vs disapparition vs reapparition. all diagrams and graphs must be in 3D format as is stated in sock-universe theology and philosophy course criteria/outcomes available at www.yellowness_of_it_all/dave/sock-universe/theo_philo.com.au. upon correct completion of this task, you have graduated this course. well done.
4. how many languages can you speak in with fluency or partial-fluency. please translate answers from your previous question into said languages.
5. if you were a teapot, what colour and shape would you be? what period would you be from and who would have made you? what are you made of? do you have any defining features, purposeful (eg non-drip spout) or non-p (cracked lid)? all extra information would be appreciated and required for ... historical purposes .. no, really ... i won't turn you into a teapot, would i?
OPTIONAL QUESTON TIME
these questions are of course under no obligation to be answered, though if you choose not to they will be sold into slavery for the undefined purposes of Fallopia HQ. these questions do of course require knowledge of The Pathetic Race - if you are unfamiliar with the mini-series, please go to the beginning of
i) you have been transported into the body of one emloyee of Pathetic HQ/Fallopia HQ. who are you now? why did your subconscious lead you to choose this body over the others? note that Jimmy and Cloe are also employess of Pathetic HQ, though this fact remains unmentioned. (please also realise that though Cloe doesn't have powers, Goober's and her son, Jimmy, may still be open to bodily changes releasing such powers upon his world .. ie Jimmy might have powers even though his mother doesn't). if none of the characters apealed to you and your subconscious, please fill out a character profile about the character you sign up to which ever HQ you sign up to.
ii) what is your character's favourite weapon?
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okay, now that they are out of the way, just know that though some of the questions are weird ... yes, i know - question 3 ... you are allowed to take easy ways out of the questions .. you know like ignore the parts that are craziness, though you are still required to answer the sensible parts ... yes, that means the sock part.
tank-you and i await your responses
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oh, and i am currently writing up new episode of pathetic race. only the outline, but still, after english it should be up and running
very long legs
extremely long
that is how it runs so fast
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and the little poem was a little strong, but it was meant in jest. i knew you would react with awe at my qs ... make that, in confsion at my qs ... but i didn't mean to offend which i currently believe i may have done.
sorry ,_, *deflated meep*