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Q&A - Do you want to be interviewed?
The rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
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1.) Out of all the teachers you know who would you have as your brother. You had to choose! You are given no reason why but you have to explain why you chose this person, err, makes sense?
if it has to be a male, then i would have to say i would have Mr Macarthy as my bro because he is one of the most fun people i know, always cracking a joke with the students, always respected and always [lenient?] oonly giving 5 lines for punishment. hee hee hee. always good for a smile and a laugh.
2.) You are in the chinese tabloids, list 3 possible headlines.
1. END OF THE WORLD FOR LEAD SINGER OF SE7EN SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE AS MENTAL BREAKDOWN SHATTERS HIS WORLD
2. AUTHOR OF THE PATHETIC RACE CONVERTS TO OMNIPOTENCE, CAUSES IMPOTENCE
3. TOK'KIR CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN AT ROYAL SHIN-DIG
3.) You are given 1 minute to make my History teacher laugh. You must make her laugh or she will give you detentions and dirty stares everyday. She will march into your admin class and give you "the stare" despite your schedule. Outline your plan (jokes, etc.)
if i need to make a cold-hearted one laugh, first i strip naked and do a tribal dance from an Amazonian Tribe that calls themselves Ze Pathiti Razo, the dance being the infamous Shake Your Tail Feather
that is all i need
4.) Go to this site:
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=define%3A+cockamamie&btnG=Search&meta=
You are stranded in yellow phlegm island and must make a sos message via cocnut tree communications using only the words printed on the screen.
wacky plan of disesteem, more books [stop] silly idea [stop] pungent [stop] search pungent [stop] not reason for not going [stop] books not silly idea [stop] plan - search, help us, home [stop] tools help [stop]
5.) do you like sea urchins?
i don't know, i haven't ever tried one
though i hear they are good with peanut butter
taste like chicken apparently
i should like one as a pet though, and i owuld call it pinchy (simpsons joke - look it up)
much amusement had by all
hydeist_Q&A - Do you want to be interviewed?
The rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
***
1.) Out of all the teachers you know who would you have as your brother. You had to choose! You are given no reason why but you have to explain why you chose this person, err, makes sense?
if it has to be a male, then i would have to say i would have Mr Macarthy as my bro because he is one of the most fun people i know, always cracking a joke with the students, always respected and always [lenient?] oonly giving 5 lines for punishment. hee hee hee. always good for a smile and a laugh.
2.) You are in the chinese tabloids, list 3 possible headlines.
1. END OF THE WORLD FOR LEAD SINGER OF SE7EN SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE AS MENTAL BREAKDOWN SHATTERS HIS WORLD
2. AUTHOR OF THE PATHETIC RACE CONVERTS TO OMNIPOTENCE, CAUSES IMPOTENCE
3. TOK'KIR CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN AT ROYAL SHIN-DIG
3.) You are given 1 minute to make my History teacher laugh. You must make her laugh or she will give you detentions and dirty stares everyday. She will march into your admin class and give you "the stare" despite your schedule. Outline your plan (jokes, etc.)
if i need to make a cold-hearted one laugh, first i strip naked and do a tribal dance from an Amazonian Tribe that calls themselves Ze Pathiti Razo, the dance being the infamous Shake Your Tail Feather
that is all i need
4.) Go to this site:
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=define%3A+cockamamie&btnG=Search&meta=
You are stranded in yellow phlegm island and must make a sos message via cocnut tree communications using only the words printed on the screen.
wacky plan of disesteem, more books [stop] silly idea [stop] pungent [stop] search pungent [stop] not reason for not going [stop] books not silly idea [stop] plan - search, help us, home [stop] tools help [stop]
5.) do you like sea urchins?
i don't know, i haven't ever tried one
though i hear they are good with peanut butter
taste like chicken apparently
i should like one as a pet though, and i owuld call it pinchy (simpsons joke - look it up)
much amusement had by all
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ps - costume? FUCK i hope it isn't anything Mr Tulip would wear
pps - technically, you didn't remind me to swear for you on tuesday so the promise is off. you'll just have to make sure you are super nice to me on sat.
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