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[phrasemuffin]

They say idle hands are the devil's tools and therein lies the satanic genius of Ikea: they make it so easy to sleepwalk through their aisles, choose this, match that, then bend over while they rape you with an allen key at the cash register. - SMH... somewhere... yeah. My referencing skillz ROCK!

Personally, I love Ikea and those allen keys. Half the furniture in my room is Ikean, and I still have all my allens tucked safely away ;)

Ask me a question about each of the following:

1. Friends
2. Sex
3. Music
4. Drugs
5. Love
6. Livejournal

No matter how rude, sexual, or confidential. Then post this in your journal and see what questions you get asked.

C'mon guys - you know you want to ;)

Comments

[yodallama.livejournal.com]

It's a lot harder to come up with questions than to answer them...hm..

1. when you were in middle or highschool, where was the place you and your friends hung out the most?
2. What are your morals reguarding sex?
3. When will I get to hear something from your band? ^_^
4. I don't think you've ever done drugs, would you ever? If so, under what circumstances?
5. Do you consider yourself gay or bisexual? If bisexual, do you have a prefference to one sex over another?
6. Do you talk about your livejournal-friends with your friends in real life?

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

-Sam De Brito, All Men Are Liars

my referencing skills RULE :D

(helps that i have a tinsy winsy ginormous celebrity crush on Sam... yep, typical. other people get obsessed with movie stars and the like, i get a thing for a random writer...)