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[phrasemuffin]

They say idle hands are the devil's tools and therein lies the satanic genius of Ikea: they make it so easy to sleepwalk through their aisles, choose this, match that, then bend over while they rape you with an allen key at the cash register. - SMH... somewhere... yeah. My referencing skillz ROCK!

Personally, I love Ikea and those allen keys. Half the furniture in my room is Ikean, and I still have all my allens tucked safely away ;)

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C'mon guys - you know you want to ;)

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[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

-Sam De Brito, All Men Are Liars

my referencing skills RULE :D

(helps that i have a tinsy winsy ginormous celebrity crush on Sam... yep, typical. other people get obsessed with movie stars and the like, i get a thing for a random writer...)

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

Oh, I knew it was from a Sam who wrote about men being liars... I just couldn't remember the exact name, nor the date it was published.

and I would expect nothing less, Miss Amy.

not everyone gets crushes on movie stars and the like, though not everyone gets crushes on random writers either... meh - everyone is different, some are just more different than others ^_^