...in which I wish to crush him.

I said a while ago that I was going to get rid Stalker Matt.

I didn't say how.

My plan was to wait for him to be the whore that he is, and then get "angry" and delete him, so he'd know it was his fault and I wouldn't feel guilty. I would, of course, have invoke the whoredom if necessary, but that's beside the point.

But now he's been a prick without me even trying.

Tonight he goes, whether he realises or not.

p.s. it's fun fighting over msn. especially when they're no where near as intelligent as you thought they were/able to hold an argument as you expected.

p.p.s. How does one go about deleting a MySpace "friend"? I have him blocked, but cannot see an option to delete... and I don't think blocking stops him from viewing profile, photos etc. Fucking prick.

p.p.p.s. Never mind. He apparently deleted me first. Fucking prick. That's my job. He offends me and he walks out? This is my town, bitch; you don't walk out, I throw you out. *appropriate smiley for "angry!face"*

From: [identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com


...and half of me is a-feared that this "Matt" is a good friend of mine from here in Brisbane. Tell me that this is not the case.

From: [identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com


I doubt as much - he schooled with me, three years ahead of me, and lives and works in Sydney.

These are not the droids you are looking for

From: [identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com


That is good. Because that would be Weird.

Also, he could totally win an argument. He can even beat me sometimes.

From: [identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com


That would be Weird, and probably a little Awkward, too :P

Oh dear. That is scary. He must be some supreme genius of mental prowess to beat you. Even if only sometimes. That's some skill right there.

From: [identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com


lol

you know, I probably should have worked that out myself :P Alas, the euphoria induced by my current state of No More Stalker Mattness is affecting certain cognitive functions. And my Logic Centres were already a little screwy :P

From: [identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com


etc indeed.

Too much more of this and we may morph into large African-American females in purple-and-gold gowns. And I don't do gold.

I'm more of a silver.

From: [identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com


Yeah, me too. It's more subdued, and suits my skin tones better.

Also, cheap.

I have this rockin' dragon ring. Ask [livejournal.com profile] highlyeccentric. It's pretty freakin' awesome. Also a Thor's Hammer pendant.

From: [identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com


THOR'S HAMMER?!?!

You have Mjolnir?

I am struck with sudden, deep, deep lust for you and your hammer *snigger*

Where didst thou procure such an item?

From: [identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com


Well, you should. It IS a very mighty hammer. Powerful and so on and so forth. Thick of haft, etc, etc.

I bought it, of course, at a Tree of Life. I wear it every day, despite my notable lack of religion. Norse myths are cool.

Hell, all myths are cool.

From: [identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com


I would very much like to see this hammer of yours. It does sound quite awe-inspiring.

I've always had a soft-spot for Norse Mythology. Thor was my first god,, and therefore long-time favourite despite my innate fire-tendencies, and it was Thor and Mjolnir that got me into mythology.

I must look for such a pendant. Then I would have three, and we all know there is strength in threes.

From: [identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com


We shall have to arrange a Meet. Moot?

I also have a t-shirt that says "What Would Loki Do?" and another, "Odin's Watching." Just puttin' that out there.

Tree of Life, dude. There are a few around in Sydney. Other hippie shops would probably stock them.

From: [identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com


Sorry? "Moot?"?

The lust is expanding by the minute. Just puttin' that out there. :P

Tree of Life. Will keep the eye out.

From: [identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com


Well, I am a sexy, sexy man. Very lustworthy.

I mean, really. Witty, charming, have funny t-shirts, have a mighty...hammer, am a medievalist: What more could a person want?

From: [identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com


Of this, I have no doubt. No doubt at all. I am confused as to why you're so intent on proving this to a gay male, but I do not doubt your honesty.

In answer to your question:
- Someone to fall asleep with.
- Someone who won't ask me to dance, but who will make me want to dance. With minimal alcohol (dear god no).
- Someone I can talk to, and someone I can be silent with.
- Someone comfortable.

From: [identity profile] goblinpaladin.livejournal.com


It was a rhetorical question, really, used for the purposes of rhetoric.

But I shall file that information away somewhere...

From: [identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com


haha, yeah, I know. I just dish out more personal info than I need to. It's a habit.

And, btw, I didn't mean to infer anything by that comment. It's 2am, I'm frustrated at Peter for not being able to hold a conversation with me for reasons unknown and long-affecting, and I'm not really thinking straight (:P). And I'm probably still a little more snide and snarky than usual, from arguing with SM.

Can you ever forgive your master me?

From: [identity profile] phrasemuffin.livejournal.com


possibly when talking with you about female underwear and sleepovers... something about pillow fights in nothing but.

I remember, because I felt so dirty afterwards... filthy straight-thoughts *shudder* keep them away!
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