Stalker Matt...

[phrasemuffin]

...in which I wish to crush him.

I said a while ago that I was going to get rid Stalker Matt.

I didn't say how.

My plan was to wait for him to be the whore that he is, and then get "angry" and delete him, so he'd know it was his fault and I wouldn't feel guilty. I would, of course, have invoke the whoredom if necessary, but that's beside the point.

But now he's been a prick without me even trying.

Tonight he goes, whether he realises or not.

p.s. it's fun fighting over msn. especially when they're no where near as intelligent as you thought they were/able to hold an argument as you expected.

p.p.s. How does one go about deleting a MySpace "friend"? I have him blocked, but cannot see an option to delete... and I don't think blocking stops him from viewing profile, photos etc. Fucking prick.

p.p.p.s. Never mind. He apparently deleted me first. Fucking prick. That's my job. He offends me and he walks out? This is my town, bitch; you don't walk out, I throw you out. *appropriate smiley for "angry!face"*

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[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

We shall have to arrange a Meet. Moot?

I also have a t-shirt that says "What Would Loki Do?" and another, "Odin's Watching." Just puttin' that out there.

Tree of Life, dude. There are a few around in Sydney. Other hippie shops would probably stock them.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

Sorry? "Moot?"?

The lust is expanding by the minute. Just puttin' that out there. :P

Tree of Life. Will keep the eye out.

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

Well, I am a sexy, sexy man. Very lustworthy.

I mean, really. Witty, charming, have funny t-shirts, have a mighty...hammer, am a medievalist: What more could a person want?

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

Of this, I have no doubt. No doubt at all. I am confused as to why you're so intent on proving this to a gay male, but I do not doubt your honesty.

In answer to your question:
- Someone to fall asleep with.
- Someone who won't ask me to dance, but who will make me want to dance. With minimal alcohol (dear god no).
- Someone I can talk to, and someone I can be silent with.
- Someone comfortable.

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

It was a rhetorical question, really, used for the purposes of rhetoric.

But I shall file that information away somewhere...

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

haha, yeah, I know. I just dish out more personal info than I need to. It's a habit.

And, btw, I didn't mean to infer anything by that comment. It's 2am, I'm frustrated at Peter for not being able to hold a conversation with me for reasons unknown and long-affecting, and I'm not really thinking straight (:P). And I'm probably still a little more snide and snarky than usual, from arguing with SM.

Can you ever forgive your master me?

[goblinpaladin.livejournal.com]

*tousles your hair*

Nothing to forgive, silly man.

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

when was the last time *you* thought straight, Random David?

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

possibly when talking with you about female underwear and sleepovers... something about pillow fights in nothing but.

I remember, because I felt so dirty afterwards... filthy straight-thoughts *shudder* keep them away!

[highlyeccentric.livejournal.com]

HAHAH i remember that!