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[phrasemuffin]

Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

Today was really not that bad - sure, I got out of bed really early because my mom was yelling at me, and i had school, but my flesh-eating virus wasn't acting up today, so who can say it was a bad day.

I feel good because today I getting my lip pierced! Finally! Mom said I could and she's signed the forms and EVERYTHING!

I'm so stoned.

Last night I had to go and pay ashtray_girl633's bail. She is such a freak sometimes. She got arrested for punching a Coles check-out chump in the face for refusing to sell her beer - she is only 17! And, she got today off school - something about being so sick she had to hurl on Brittney or something ... that's what they wrote about her my school's newsletter.

I want to tell the world that I love you all! You're all so special to me! Especially you, and you, but not so much you.

I am really annoyed with those assholes at _are_you_hotter_than_us_?, because I am so much cuter than them, and those photos don't do me justice. They can't reject me, so I'm starting my own rating community. Click here to join (the first five applicants are automatically accepted).

Today, I got a digital camera! Yes! But I don't know how to work it. Can you help me? My dad refuses and he is the only on here who can help. Something about him thinking it will steal his soul and email it to everyone on my friends list, and he didn't want to get to close to my flesh-eating virus.

I want to say thanks to ab_bebop and ashtray_girl633 and Praz and Vee for helping me on Saturday. You guys are the best. By the way, if you happen to find my wallet, keys or underwear, could you SMS me? Adrian has my number.

I went to the doctor yesterday, and he said I have a terrible skin disease which prevents me from coming into contact with other human beings. And bipolar disorder.

You should all do this quiz! It's amazingly accurate. You just put in your name and birthday, and it will tell you what your favourite sexual position is and give you next week's lottery numbers. And, finally, a quiz that doesn't ask if you have destroyed a village! Yus!

Oh, and don't worry if the lottery numbers don't work next week, it just means that the machine was getting a little too ahead of itself. Just keep trying for the next few weeks. And don't forget to buy lots of tickets so when you win you can throw a huge pile in the air and make scene - hey, you'll be able to afford it.

That's enough for now. But I'll leave you with some naked photos of myself. (Not safe for work - teehee).


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[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

oh, you punched her? well then, scratch that rumour.

i guess i probably should have read your LJ first, and not taken the ramblings of my fellow asylumites as Gospel. I only found out later that the guy who told me was wrong, but then i couldn't trust hte story he told me, what with him being a compulsive liar and all (if only i had known that BEFORE he told me I could fly if i ate a balloon)...

anyway, i totally understand that you can't visit - doctor's orders and all. I odn't think they would let you in to see me anyway though; apparently visitors have been randomly disappearing from around the hospital only to be found days later with ... um, idon't think i should go there, seeing as kis could be readng this. So, yeah, you probably wouldn't be allowed in, but i appreciate the thought.

*manic smiling*

[ashtray-girl633.livejournal.com]

*manic smiling right back*

Guess who's going to see the Archbishop...

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

um ... yay?

i am guessing you mean that you are, but i think d_vinci may have already beat you to it. You can ask him, i can't be bothered.

[ashtray-girl633.livejournal.com]

Read my update then you'll understand.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

you could have just told me yesterday, you know.

i had to wait until this morning when d_vinci informed me that one of your schools staff members had informed him that you were receiving the award, because i wasn't able to a) go on MSN, b) check my emails properly and hence see your above reply (my brother was downloading crap ... again/still), or c) check livejournal to see your post.

and don't worry about meeting the Archbishop; he probably won't remember you and even if he does, you can accuse him of ocnfusing you with the ashtray_girl633 ... to hide his confusion, he will pretend he knows of what you speak.

see? simple.

[phrasemuffin.livejournal.com]

and i forgot until this morning that you already met him (and at the same thing as d_vinci), so ignore the above comment in relation to that.