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Q&A - Do you want to be interviewed?
The rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
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1.) Out of all the teachers you know who would you have as your brother. You had to choose! You are given no reason why but you have to explain why you chose this person, err, makes sense?
if it has to be a male, then i would have to say i would have Mr Macarthy as my bro because he is one of the most fun people i know, always cracking a joke with the students, always respected and always [lenient?] oonly giving 5 lines for punishment. hee hee hee. always good for a smile and a laugh.
2.) You are in the chinese tabloids, list 3 possible headlines.
1. END OF THE WORLD FOR LEAD SINGER OF SE7EN SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE AS MENTAL BREAKDOWN SHATTERS HIS WORLD
2. AUTHOR OF THE PATHETIC RACE CONVERTS TO OMNIPOTENCE, CAUSES IMPOTENCE
3. TOK'KIR CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN AT ROYAL SHIN-DIG
3.) You are given 1 minute to make my History teacher laugh. You must make her laugh or she will give you detentions and dirty stares everyday. She will march into your admin class and give you "the stare" despite your schedule. Outline your plan (jokes, etc.)
if i need to make a cold-hearted one laugh, first i strip naked and do a tribal dance from an Amazonian Tribe that calls themselves Ze Pathiti Razo, the dance being the infamous Shake Your Tail Feather
that is all i need
4.) Go to this site:
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=define%3A+cockamamie&btnG=Search&meta=
You are stranded in yellow phlegm island and must make a sos message via cocnut tree communications using only the words printed on the screen.
wacky plan of disesteem, more books [stop] silly idea [stop] pungent [stop] search pungent [stop] not reason for not going [stop] books not silly idea [stop] plan - search, help us, home [stop] tools help [stop]
5.) do you like sea urchins?
i don't know, i haven't ever tried one
though i hear they are good with peanut butter
taste like chicken apparently
i should like one as a pet though, and i owuld call it pinchy (simpsons joke - look it up)
much amusement had by all
hydeist_Q&A - Do you want to be interviewed?
The rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
***
1.) Out of all the teachers you know who would you have as your brother. You had to choose! You are given no reason why but you have to explain why you chose this person, err, makes sense?
if it has to be a male, then i would have to say i would have Mr Macarthy as my bro because he is one of the most fun people i know, always cracking a joke with the students, always respected and always [lenient?] oonly giving 5 lines for punishment. hee hee hee. always good for a smile and a laugh.
2.) You are in the chinese tabloids, list 3 possible headlines.
1. END OF THE WORLD FOR LEAD SINGER OF SE7EN SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE AS MENTAL BREAKDOWN SHATTERS HIS WORLD
2. AUTHOR OF THE PATHETIC RACE CONVERTS TO OMNIPOTENCE, CAUSES IMPOTENCE
3. TOK'KIR CAUGHT WITH PANTS DOWN AT ROYAL SHIN-DIG
3.) You are given 1 minute to make my History teacher laugh. You must make her laugh or she will give you detentions and dirty stares everyday. She will march into your admin class and give you "the stare" despite your schedule. Outline your plan (jokes, etc.)
if i need to make a cold-hearted one laugh, first i strip naked and do a tribal dance from an Amazonian Tribe that calls themselves Ze Pathiti Razo, the dance being the infamous Shake Your Tail Feather
that is all i need
4.) Go to this site:
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&q=define%3A+cockamamie&btnG=Search&meta=
You are stranded in yellow phlegm island and must make a sos message via cocnut tree communications using only the words printed on the screen.
wacky plan of disesteem, more books [stop] silly idea [stop] pungent [stop] search pungent [stop] not reason for not going [stop] books not silly idea [stop] plan - search, help us, home [stop] tools help [stop]
5.) do you like sea urchins?
i don't know, i haven't ever tried one
though i hear they are good with peanut butter
taste like chicken apparently
i should like one as a pet though, and i owuld call it pinchy (simpsons joke - look it up)
much amusement had by all
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Re: *Raised Eyebrows*
Don't worry too much about Friday, I'm not, and was definately not planning to, be there all day for rehearsal. As I've stated to most of the year 12s involved with our music department "They can attempt to drag me out of maths by my hair, but I'm not going to miss anything but the bare minimum."
And don't get me started on our music department with this stuff, we had house meetings where I was screaming my lungs out leading cheers, and they still made me sing for the hour at lunch, and I had Ext. History this morning which they tried to pull me out of but came up against my teacher, who is also my year coodinator, and she said "I'd rather them sleep in than miss extension for a bloody music rehearsal."
In answer to your question rehearsal on Saturday is starts at 10am but if you can't make it that early, just rock up when you can. (Everyone else is, except me because I don't have a life)
Hmmm, I think that's about it really.
Oh, and alright, interview me... *backs away slowly*
From:
Re: *Raised Eyebrows*
now that is out of the way, on to the questions...
1) if you could be any coloured sock whose would you be and where would your wool have come from?
2) HAHAHA, just kidding
1. If you could be any object in the world, what would you be and why? remember to include all extra information in your answer that is required, as in "i was used by ...", "i am made of ...", "i am ... colour" and/or anything else you see fit to add
2. What song best describes your life? Who is it by? Why do you say this?
3.i) You need help. you are stuck in a jam and must call for help. Do you call on Fallopia HQ or Pathetic HQ for help? anyone in particular?
~ ii) You can be any superhero/supervillain for the day. who are you? what drew you to this character (intelligence, weapons, powers, style ... ?)
4. what is your favourite animal and why? how much do you know about it?
5. what are your childhood (or current) fears?
From:
Re: *Raised Eyebrows*
I will get Anth or Neil or someone to give you the details like costume, what to bring etc. for Saturday.
As for the answers to the interview questions, you'll just have to see my next post.
From:
Re: *Raised Eyebrows*
ps - costume? FUCK i hope it isn't anything Mr Tulip would wear
pps - technically, you didn't remind me to swear for you on tuesday so the promise is off. you'll just have to make sure you are super nice to me on sat.
T T
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