Dirty Jokes in Fairy Grottos

10 things you like:
1. ashtray_girl633 (duh)
2. my friends
3. music
4. singing
5. writing
6. George, Elixir and Evanescence
7. Mexican food
8. most things mythical and supernatural as long as it doesn't go against certain rules and laws ... yeah
9. chocolate (but it must be good and full of body) ... with a little bit of Potassium
10. The Pathetic Race (obviously)

3 things that make you happy:
1. talking to ahstray_girl633 and my friends
2. confusing the hell out of the above mentioned people by merely speaking
3. chocolate

3 things that anger you:
1. Misinterpretations
2. myself ... at times
3. lies

10 things that you hate:
1. politics
2. sleepless nights
3. the cold shoulder from people I like and respect and envy and ... *depression*
4. the speed of time
5. laringitis, tonsillitis, and all other voice-losing illnesses
6. racism and being accused of it when clearly I am refering to The Pathetic Race
7. hypocritical bastards of bleh
8. being alone when I want my friends around
9. being in a crowd of annoying people when I want to be alone
10. evil

3 facts about your name:
1. It has a basis in Hebrew I think, but that's all I gots so the rest is about "phrasemuffin"
2. largely based in geographical humour that only hydeist_ was there for
3. if you look back to a much earlier post, I describe my name using cooking terms, making myself soud deliciously delightful. I recommend you look at it, and you can probably use the tag at the top to find it.

5 facts about yourself:
1. I have an, at times, embarrassingly fast metabolism
2. My eyes and hair match
3. truth and perception seem to move around me in an ancient fluid dance, always changing, a constant variable
4. I write
5. I sing

2 things you expect (at least for now): ... what an ambiguous question
1. music
2. death

4 random thoughts:
1. Not only am I the Saviour of light, I am also the Bringer of Darkenss
2. Profane the Light
3. Formal/Limo/Medina-induced happiness
4. 4 exams left

Song you're listening to (give singer):
1. October - Amy Lee (from and in Evanescence ... the question should just ask for the band name)

Time:
1. 21:28

Tag ten people to do this: - I know they probably won't, but here goes ...
ahstray_girl633, hydeist_, dawn_of_buffy, d_vinci, ty1erquagmire, mysteryangel83, publicinertia, fairydogericara, jimmyatari, raspeckamus.

Ahh, that was a fun little distraction.