Dirty Jokes in Fairy Grottos

( From Identity )

( the spider )

this was written when i found a spider in the sink of my bathroom - it seemed to be trying to get out, and the words just seemed to fall out of my head ... again

( the boy aka blue pencil poem )

written during ... um ... to be honest, i am not sure, but it was either Geography, Chemistry or a study period, or at home doing homework for Geo or Chem, because those two subjects share a common book at times.

( the others )

definately written during Chem - it was one of Professor X's "holiday classes" where he does nothing but give us worksheets at the beginning or tells us to do our own work. we haven't had one in a while, which is good for two reasons.
1. it means that his diabetes is keeping under control - his "holidays" were usually when he was feeling pretty shitty because of low insulin (or so he blames - he definatey does have the illness, but the side effects i am unsure of. i still give him the benefit of the doubt though, as i have seen him go off to "shoot up" just after class with his insulin pressure-injection pen thingy - its yellow, so its all good)
2. we have gotten sooooo far behind in chem it is no longer funny when i speak to people outside of my school about it. not that it was ever really funny or anything, its just that, now, instead of laughing it off, i collapse into a heap and begin sobbing. well, i do on the inside ... sorta.